| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1360 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 15 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #231 | M-242 | 50 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #133 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 77 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #969 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #56 | blood flower | 260 |
| #1389 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #511 | can of Binarrrca | 18 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #897 | clown hammer | 24 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #904 | defective skull | 15 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #204 | filthy lucre | 151 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1019 | grue egg | 26 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #232 | magical mystery juice | 68 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #194 | snake | 61 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #208 | sparkler | 51 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #248 | stuffed alien blob | 24 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4918 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #361 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |