| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #595 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #125 | black spot | 6 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #492 | bottle of goofballs | 52 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #53 | can of Binarrrca | 175 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2703 | golden ring | 4 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #510 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #89 | oriole-feather headdress | 13 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #130 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #78 | toy deathbot | 12 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |