| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1375 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #594 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #129 | black spot | 6 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #495 | bottle of goofballs | 52 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #53 | can of Binarrrca | 175 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2701 | golden ring | 4 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #511 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #89 | oriole-feather headdress | 13 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #131 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #78 | toy deathbot | 12 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |