#279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#496 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
#165 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 86 |
#8 | LED block | 351 |
#1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
#7 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 2,282 |
#335 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 63 |
#673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#30 | atomic vector plotter | 125 |
#197 | awful poetry journal | 930 |
#862 | baconstone | 9 |
#1159 | ball | 4 |
#398 | beertini | 4 |
#29 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 125 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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#1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#186 | black pension check | 44 |
#92 | black plastic oyster egg | 40 |
#349 | black striped oyster egg | 14 |
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#157 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
#1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
#489 | can of Binarrrca | 19 |
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#355 | candied yams | 26 |
#869 | candy cane | 41 |
#1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
#162 | canteen of wine | 131 |
#402 | chaos butterfly | 473 |
#183 | cheap elven gloves | 22 |
#1026 | club necklace | 7 |
#28 | computronic processing unit | 125 |
#1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
#137 | decorative fountain | 87 |
#999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
#271 | disturbing fanfic | 635 |
#1012 | doll house | 3 |
#821 | dollhive | 7 |
#443 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
#1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
#165 | elven socks | 24 |
#484 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
#218 | epic wad | 2 |
#337 | evil golden arch | 27 |
#13 | evil googly eye | 378 |
#933 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
#1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
#380 | fancy dress ball | 35 |
#34 | fat wallet | 120 |
#179 | felt | 43 |
#234 | fire | 25 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#437 | fruitcake | 50 |
#460 | gingerbread bugbear | 51 |
#2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#693 | golden ring | 40 |
#299 | googly eye | 47 |
#66 | gray bow tie | 66 |
#1417 | green beer | 4 |
#624 | hamethyst | 13 |
#1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
#155 | heavy D | 900 |
#209 | hemp string | 91 |
#394 | herbal stuffing | 20 |
#794 | herringcello | 23 |
#12 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 317 |
#31 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 125 |
#85 | iGoogly | 318 |
#1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
#29 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 125 |
#208 | iron pasta spoon | 39 |
#719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
#734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
#1041 | killing feather | 41 |
#1688 | kite | 2 |
#328 | kneecapping stick | 45 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#288 | lavender striped oyster egg | 8 |
#235 | length of string | 50 |
#382 | mafia aria | 63 |
#1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#117 | mauve striped oyster egg | 23 |
#86 | nanite-infested candy cane | 165 |
#1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
#17 | nanofiber cloth | 326 |
#112 | necklace chain | 44 |
#1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#468 | old coin purse | 6 |
#445 | old leather wallet | 7 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#515 | papaya | 21 |
#97 | patent leather shoes | 52 |
#500 | penguin focaccia bread | 29 |
#540 | penguin skin | 72 |
#84 | penguin thesaurus | 62 |
#202 | phat turquoise bead | 46 |
#85 | piercing post | 76 |
#514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
#310 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
#157 | probability potion | 652 |
#135 | procrastination potion | 837 |
#1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
#32 | quantum polarity inducer | 125 |
#56 | recursive spline reticulator | 85 |
#914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#34 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 125 |
#865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
#1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
#259 | scroll of pasta summoning | 58 |
#32 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 125 |
#171 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
#593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
#787 | spade necklace | 9 |
#20 | spooky felt | 379 |
#28 | spooky length of string | 420 |
#19 | spooky stuffing | 396 |
#13 | spooky toy wheel | 370 |
#21 | spooky wooden block | 373 |
#36 | stick | 81 |
#194 | stick-on-a-string | 21 |
#114 | stringy sinew | 78 |
#953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
#1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
#155 | stuffing | 55 |
#867 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
#36 | sub-molecular interocitor | 125 |
#318 | sunken chest | 47 |
#199 | support cummerbund | 40 |
#57 | synthetic stuffing | 324 |
#119 | tambourine bells | 78 |
#2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#82 | theoretical string | 344 |
#116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#953 | toast | 669 |
#376 | tofurkey gravy | 23 |
#334 | tofurkey leg | 25 |
#66 | tooth | 60 |
#576 | toothsome rock | 17 |
#2069 | top | 1 |
#730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
#334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
#70 | toy hoverpad | 352 |
#1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
#669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
#1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
#761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
#892 | toy train | 2 |
#227 | toy wheel | 39 |
#952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
#600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#455 | twitching claw | 10 |
#106 | unstable DNA | 464 |
#1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
#1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
#1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
#673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#105 | wad of tofu | 93 |
#187 | windchimes | 60 |
#72 | wooden block | 41 |
#1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#318 | yo | 30 |
#2045 | yo-yo | 2 |