| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #91 | baseball | 100 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #94 | boxed wine | 500 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #422 | disco ball | 83 |
| #414 | disco mask | 80 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #479 | green balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #475 | helmet turtle | 87 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #488 | length of string | 24 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #798 | pasta spoon | 15 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #497 | possessed top | 11 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #118 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #264 | roasted marshmallow | 140 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #699 | saucepan | 43 |
| #283 | seal tooth | 56 |
| #492 | seal-clubbing club | 59 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #327 | sleeping snowy owl | 10 |
| #78 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 300 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #777 | stolen accordion | 29 |
| #643 | string of blue beads | 19 |
| #528 | string of green beads | 23 |
| #474 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #638 | stuffing | 14 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #589 | turtle totem | 52 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #132 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #283 | yellow striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |