| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2809 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #278 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #426 | hobo nickel | 594 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #194 | toast | 7,777 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |