| #389 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 14 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #151 | Crimbo Credit | 81 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #357 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 4 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #339 | FDKOL commendation | 1,043 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #444 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 25 |
| #760 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #670 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1066 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #105 | brown plastic baby | 7 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #186 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #215 | electrical thingamabob | 45 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #279 | elven squeeze | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #167 | frozen Mob Penguin | 11 |
| #990 | fudgecule | 90 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #569 | googly eye | 23 |
| #802 | green gummi ingot | 10 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | java cookie | 8 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1346 | killing feather | 35 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1109 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #433 | licorice root | 7 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #723 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #138 | nanite-infested candy cane | 111 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #279 | nugget of Crimbonium | 6 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #388 | peppermint tailings | 6 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #164 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #496 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #474 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #406 | sucker scaffold | 20 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #701 | synthetic stuffing | 7 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #605 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #794 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 22 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #631 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #481 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 34 |
| #683 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #350 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 12 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #745 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #798 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #715 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 24 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #230 | tiny plastic hermit | 15 |
| #813 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #762 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 23 |
| #721 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #433 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #663 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1648 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #1751 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #800 | yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1076 | yo-yo | 16 |