| #389 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 14 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbo Credit | 81 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #357 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 4 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #339 | FDKOL commendation | 1,043 |
| #915 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #444 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 25 |
| #759 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #672 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #106 | brown plastic baby | 7 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #969 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #186 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #215 | electrical thingamabob | 45 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #279 | elven squeeze | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #167 | frozen Mob Penguin | 11 |
| #993 | fudgecule | 90 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #572 | googly eye | 23 |
| #803 | green gummi ingot | 10 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #586 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #607 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #64 | java cookie | 8 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1346 | killing feather | 35 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1110 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #432 | licorice root | 7 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #722 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #149 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #138 | nanite-infested candy cane | 111 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #278 | nugget of Crimbonium | 6 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #389 | peppermint tailings | 6 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #429 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #165 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1742 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #361 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #495 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #473 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1416 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #407 | sucker scaffold | 20 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #701 | synthetic stuffing | 7 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #623 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #796 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 22 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #802 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #633 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 34 |
| #686 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #350 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 12 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #749 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #800 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #717 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 24 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #866 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #230 | tiny plastic hermit | 15 |
| #816 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #764 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 23 |
| #723 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #678 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #435 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #665 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #718 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #652 | top | 7 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1445 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1646 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #801 | yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1076 | yo-yo | 16 |