| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #119 | baconstone bracelet | 7 |
| #44 | baconstone earring | 4 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #37 | baconstone ring | 9 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #68 | blackberry | 600 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #313 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #67 | hamethyst necklace | 10 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1499 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #393 | pointy mushroom | 5 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #38 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 4 |
| #73 | porquoise necklace | 4 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #255 | rigid carapace | 14 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #649 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #303 | stinky mushroom | 8 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #392 | stuffed doppelshifter | 37 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #2018 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #413 | warm mushroom | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |