| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #516 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #657 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #118 | baconstone bracelet | 7 |
| #45 | baconstone earring | 4 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #38 | baconstone ring | 9 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #69 | blackberry | 600 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #315 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #67 | hamethyst necklace | 10 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1918 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1093 | killing feather | 40 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1501 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #1489 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #756 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #394 | pointy mushroom | 5 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #38 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 4 |
| #74 | porquoise necklace | 4 |
| #86 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #1200 | possessed top | 4 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #255 | rigid carapace | 14 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #651 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #305 | stinky mushroom | 8 |
| #1194 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #1482 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #392 | stuffed doppelshifter | 37 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #2016 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #413 | warm mushroom | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |