| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #345 | Cloaca grenade | 51 |
| #200 | Cloaca-Cola | 202 |
| #245 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 15 |
| #231 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #194 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #222 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #503 | Dyspepsi grenade | 26 |
| #794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 66 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #166 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 22 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 12 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #45 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 76 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #267 | baby killer bee | 37 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #911 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #386 | evil teddy bear | 37 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #16 | grouchy restless spirit | 9,165 |
| #647 | grue egg | 41 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #811 | solid gold bowling ball | 18 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |