| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #346 | Cloaca grenade | 51 |
| #201 | Cloaca-Cola | 202 |
| #245 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 15 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #196 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #221 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #267 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #505 | Dyspepsi grenade | 26 |
| #794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 66 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #323 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #354 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #165 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 22 |
| #166 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 12 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #45 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 76 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #267 | baby killer bee | 37 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #912 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1563 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1356 | defective skull | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #386 | evil teddy bear | 37 |
| #1644 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1711 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1634 | fake hand | 2 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #16 | grouchy restless spirit | 9,165 |
| #651 | grue egg | 41 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #422 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #814 | solid gold bowling ball | 18 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1945 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |