| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1123 | Crimbuck | 483 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #980 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #421 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1731 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #616 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #261 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #441 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #660 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #763 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #139 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 93 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #518 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1979 | club necklace | 3 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #174 | handful of confetti | 176 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #153 | personalized coffee mug | 479 |
| #41 | purple clay bead | 128 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1188 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #2722 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #4863 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1226 | stuffed Meat | 34 |
| #2429 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #3153 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3096 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2835 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #2595 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2685 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2573 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2668 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #951 | stuffed mink | 48 |
| #1242 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #3238 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3565 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2486 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2910 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1295 | stuffed teddy butler | 31 |
| #1116 | stuffed tin of caviar | 40 |
| #2463 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 205 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |