Museum :: Sylph Aldente

Sylph Aldente

Rank	Item	Quantity
#117	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	107
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#287	33398 scroll	79
#693	334 scroll	3
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#97	64067 scroll	7
#395	668 scroll	1
#157	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	23
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#738	Angry Farmer candy	75
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#437	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	14
#853	Cloaca grenade	12
#314	Cloaca-Cola	123
#299	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	12
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#230	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#818	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#641	Dyspepsi grenade	18
#364	Dyspepsi-Cola	185
#565	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#369	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#241	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#333	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#58	Gnollish autoplunger	5
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#642	Imp Ale	176
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#311	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#779	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#442	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#495	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#624	Knob Goblin firecracker	17
#212	Knob Goblin harem pants	23
#209	Knob Goblin harem veil	22
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#671	Knob Goblin pants	7
#334	Knob Goblin perfume	9
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#717	Knob Goblin tongs	6
#541	Knob Goblin visor	6
#460	Knob mushroom	10
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#754	Knoll mushroom	5
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#308	Lucky Surprise Egg	16
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#234	Mad Train wine	462
#133	Meat detector	5
#131	Meat maid	1
#8	Meat maid body	273
#454	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	81
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#412	Mohawk wig	18
#759	Mountain Stream soda	6
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#301	Mr. Mediocrebar	182
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#40	NG	65
#572	Now and Earlier	3
#519	Orcish baseball cap	4
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#372	Penultimate Fantasy chest	45
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#315	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#293	Rock Pops	172
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#184	Spam Witch sammich	288
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#279	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	221
#211	Trollhouse cookies	227
#362	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	7
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#338	Warm Subject gift certificate	226
#285	White Citadel burger	6
#244	White Citadel fries	6
#1360	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#1111	Yummy Tummy bean	140
#284	abominable snowcone	59
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#460	amulet of extreme plot significance	26
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#252	annoying pitchfork	11
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#877	anticheese	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#342	arrrgyle socks	7
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#130	asbestos ore	74
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#788	asparagus knife	3
#306	aspirin	3
#302	asshat	5
#106	automatic catapult	1
#708	awful poetry journal	77
#278	bätzle	2
#1124	baby killer bee	5
#183	babycakes	1
#862	baconstone	9
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#2859	badass belt	16
#1582	bag of airline peanuts	4
#242	balaclava	3
#339	balaclava baklava	7
#899	ball	6
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#307	bar skin	38
#579	barbed-wire fence	6
#1261	barrrnacle	6
#99	barskin hat	7
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#902	baseball	1
#134	bat guano	144
#783	batblade	1
#175	batgut	220
#282	beanbag chair	1
#472	beer lens	3
#355	beertini	5
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#649	big red clown nose	5
#345	big rock	2
#131	big stick	3
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#132	black lotus	1
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#441	black pixel	43
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#1654	blood flower	1
#240	bloody beer	94
#533	bloody clown pants	7
#318	bloody mary	5
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#370	blue pixel	170
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#693	blue snowcone	3
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#94	blundarrrbus	6
#400	bone rattle	3
#1083	bottle of gin	3
#2730	bottle of goofballs	6
#1218	bottle of tequila	2
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#383	box	29
#4504	box of sunshine	10
#248	brainy skull	1
#95	brass stinger	6
#265	briefcase	28
#208	brine	85
#247	broken skull	92
#597	bubbly potion	9
#249	buckler buckle	1
#382	bugbear beanie	14
#365	bugbear bungguard	14
#99	bum cheek	201
#546	can of fake snow	1
#311	can of maces	3
#1462	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1142	candied kobold	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#3287	candy cane	4
#270	carob chunk cookies	9
#181	carob chunk noodles	11
#481	carob chunks	5
#416	casino pass	6
#522	cast	22
#588	cat appendix	2
#727	catgut	2
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#587	chaos butterfly	172
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#529	cheap toaster	4
#191	chef's hat	69
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#505	cherry	3
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#185	chocolate spurs	4
#670	chopsticks	2
#138	chorizo brownies	16
#230	chorizo taco	21
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#80	chrome ore	105
#283	chrome staff	2
#523	chrome sword	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#59	clockwork sphere	6
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#465	cloudy potion	17
#1643	clown hammer	2
#441	clown shoes	5
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1280	coconut shell	1
#436	cog	59
#118	cold ninja mask	36
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#154	cool mushroom	17
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#506	cool whip	4
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#460	cornuthaum	7
#246	cottage	1
#269	cranberries	107
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#142	crossbow string	2
#541	crowbarrr	2
#60	daisy	450
#494	dark potion	15
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#424	dead guy's watch	13
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#153	delicious noodles	21
#217	denim axe	2
#1037	dense meat stack	4
#373	deodorant	5
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#216	diamond-studded cane	33
#296	dill	122
#209	dingy planks	1
#133	dirty hobo gloves	214
#517	disassembled clover	98
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#734	disco ball	29
#896	disco mask	15
#608	disease	10
#112	disembodied brain	42
#707	disturbing fanfic	88
#413	doll house	12
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#166	dope wheels	6
#395	double daisy	1
#179	draggin' ball hat	57
#293	dried face	11
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#708	dry noodles	26
#602	drywall axe	20
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#17	eXtreme meat staff	23
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#27	eXtreme mittens	286
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#42	eXtreme scarf	138
#1419	easter egg balloon	17
#513	effervescent potion	14
#2364	eggnog	2
#479	empty blowgun	3
#543	enchanted barbell	1
#299	enchanted bean	8
#106	enchanted bean burrito	7
#48	enchanted toothpick	36
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#261	evil golden arch	42
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#132	eye of newt	127
#59	eye-pod	9
#339	eyepatch	20
#218	f3d0r4	48
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#1793	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#58	false eyelashes	8
#515	fancy chocolate	6
#104	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	2
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#170	fez of etymology	2
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#69	filthy hippy poncho	10
#774	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#793	fizzy potion	3
#164	flaming crutch	57
#87	flaming glowsticks	6
#510	flaming mushroom	4
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#212	flaming talons	45
#527	flange	2
#311	flat dough	6
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#269	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#226	forest tears	3
#241	frigid ninja stars	192
#605	frilly skirt	3
#223	frozen mushroom	11
#187	frozen nunchaku	19
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1421	fruitcake	10
#59	full meat tank	10
#506	furry fur	109
#264	furry pants	2
#67	furry skirt	1
#271	fuzzy dice	14
#296	ghost cucumber	145
#34	ghostly pickling solution	8
#297	ghuol ears	53
#318	ghuol egg	62
#157	ghuol egg quiche	12
#258	ghuol guolash	38
#338	giant discarded plastic fork	30
#402	giant needle	95
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#1857	gingerbread bugbear	7
#209	gingham blouse	1
#522	glass of goat's milk	10
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#523	glowing red eye	18
#18	gnauga hide	1,539
#58	gnauga hide buckler	2
#58	gnauga hide chaps	2
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#321	gnoll lips	11
#443	gnoll teeth	7
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#301	goat beard	19
#846	goat cheese	1
#161	goat cheese pizza	86
#167	golden twig	1
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#379	googly eye	36
#457	goth kid t-shirt	8
#784	gr8ps	1
#723	grapes	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#397	green pixel	120
#348	green pixel potion	1
#641	green snowcone	4
#1146	grue egg	23
#437	guano coffee cup	2
#569	guitar pick	3
#328	hair spray	15
#57	halfberd	13
#1045	hamethyst	7
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#468	heavy D	101
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#371	hellion cube	14
#86	helmet recipe	8
#786	helmet turtle	32
#402	hemp string	19
#286	henna tattoo	2
#57	herb brownies	420
#2082	herbal stuffing	2
#993	herbs	1
#472	hermit permit	3
#617	hill of beans	11
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#453	hot katana blade	23
#260	hot pink lipstick	2
#286	hot wing	274
#263	hypodermic needle	6
#883	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	45
#1201	ice-cold Willer	8
#966	ice-cold fotie	6
#924	ice-cold six-pack	2
#65	iceberglet	1
#87	iced-out bling	5
#142	icy katana hilt	36
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#116	icy-hot katana	9
#349	infernal insoles	8
#682	irate sombrero	1
#682	iron pasta spoon	6
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#358	jumbo olive	4
#166	kickback cookbook	4
#1412	kite	3
#990	kneecapping stick	8
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#632	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#132	lead necklace	68
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#456	leaflet	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#324	leather mask	14
#771	lemon	16
#521	leotarrrd	2
#336	lihc eye	51
#321	lihc eye pie	7
#381	lihc face	11
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#896	lime	1
#756	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	6
#461	line	90
#236	linoleum crossbow	3
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#708	linoleum ore	3
#95	linoleum staff	7
#103	linoleum sword	9
#1205	little paper umbrella	2
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#701	long skinny balloon	4
#433	long-stemmed rose	2
#448	loose teeth	100
#188	los chinos	3
#569	lovecat tail	1
#100	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#688	mafia aria	26
#1893	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#934	magical ice cubes	6
#503	magicalness-in-a-can	4
#172	magnifying glass	4
#185	maiden wig	16
#15	many-eyed glasses	109
#382	maple leaf	1
#218	maple syrup	26
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#879	mariachi pants	7
#1086	marionette	1
#667	martini	1
#817	marzipan skull	7
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#141	meat engine	18
#448	meat from yesterday	3
#352	meat paste	129
#414	meat stack	75
#197	meat vortex	257
#65	meatcar model	7
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#53	meaty helmet turtle	2
#199	menorette	1
#173	menudo ravioli	3
#552	metallic A	38
#493	mind flayer corpse	12
#226	miner's helmet	15
#204	miner's pants	16
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#211	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	2
#275	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	2
#92	moonglasses	7
#159	moxie weed	164
#690	mugcake	1
#202	mullet wig	9
#763	murky potion	3
#1356	mushroom fermenting solution	5
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#174	necklace chain	20
#216	ninja hot pants	19
#66	nothing-in-the-box	19
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#725	olive	2
#182	orange	205
#387	orange snowcone	36
#665	original G	32
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#700	oyster basket	5
#919	pail	8
#132	palm-frond toupee	5
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#563	papaya	16
#309	papaya sling	4
#310	papaya slung	5
#123	papaya taco	16
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#825	pasta spoon	14
#503	patchouli incense stick	16
#150	penguin shorts	1
#773	penguin skin	21
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#1884	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#495	petrified time	1
#722	phat turquoise bead	2
#10	phat turquoise bracelet	393
#368	philter of phorce	1
#473	phonics down	114
#664	photoprotoneutron torpedo	17
#878	pickle-flavored chewing gum	4
#214	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	4
#437	piece of wedding cake	11
#162	piercing post	20
#763	pile of candy	5
#420	pile of jumping beans	5
#42	pimpin' meat hat	2
#332	pine tar	1
#337	pirate pelvis	8
#517	pirate shirt	2
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#2048	pixellated candy heart	1
#156	plain pizza	25
#753	plastic passion fruit	1
#949	plot hole	13
#148	pointy mushroom	16
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#1147	porquoise	5
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#813	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#163	poutine	49
#122	pr0n legs	285
#72	pr0n stir-fry	6
#144	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#485	pretty bouquet	2
#1012	pretty flower	20
#510	probability potion	64
#464	procrastination potion	87
#135	prosthetic forehead	11
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#269	puce plastic oyster egg	13
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#509	purple snowcone	14
#342	questionable taco	1
#659	rag doll	3
#111	rat appendix kabob	14
#8	rat head balloon	42
#108	ratgut	97
#218	ratini	3
#632	ravioli hat	26
#673	razor-sharp can lid	8
#229	red balloon	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#741	red pixel	2
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#736	red snowcone	2
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#514	redrum	1
#411	reodorant	12
#223	rhesus monkey	3
#508	ridiculously huge sword	16
#513	ring of aggravate monster	10
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#174	ring of conflict	3
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#721	ring of half-assed regeneration	3
#203	ring of increase damage	3
#27	ring setting	33
#455	rockin' wagon	1
#86	rolling pin	2
#382	royal jelly	21
#374	rubber axe	2
#1961	rubber emo roe	1
#297	ruby W	50
#501	rum and cola	2
#227	rusty grave robbing shovel	18
#143	rusty metal key	1
#453	sabre teeth	12
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#437	safarrri hat	3
#140	salamander spleen	116
#623	salty slug	1
#56	sauce of the ages	3
#431	saucepan	100
#308	sausage pizza	3
#331	screwdriver	4
#1141	scroll of drastic healing	4
#587	scroll of pasta summoning	17
#641	scrumptious reagent	36
#235	seal tooth	84
#773	seal-clubbing club	23
#263	secret blend of herbs and spices	4
#44	sequined fez	2
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#312	shaving cream	1
#1122	shiny ring	18
#193	shock collar	5
#396	sk8board	2
#365	skeleton bone	117
#514	skeleton key	8
#438	skeleton key ring	1
#320	skewer	23
#87	skewer-mounted razor blade	16
#284	sleeping snowy owl	12
#92	slightly peevedbow	1
#361	small box	9
#90	small leather glove	12
#319	smart skull	45
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#281	snorkel	3
#31	snowboarder pants	198
#713	sock monkey	3
#602	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	133
#506	sonar-in-a-biscuit	9
#247	spaghetti with Skullheads	3
#138	special sauce glove	1
#980	spices	2
#161	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
#969	spider web	4
#552	spiked femur	3
#122	spooky bicycle chain	16
#133	spooky cosmetics bag	15
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#457	spooky mushroom	112
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#374	spooky shrunken head	20
#180	spooky staff	2
#417	spooky stick	19
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#389	spring	56
#506	sprocket	36
#195	squashed frog	100
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#274	stalk of asparagus	31
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#330	star pants	1
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#190	star staff	2
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#10	sticky meat skirt	77
#331	stinky mushroom	7
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
#653	stolen accordion	43
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#1112	stone of eXtreme power	3
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#972	string of green beads	12
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#458	strongness elixir	7
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
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#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
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#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#736	stuffed shoulder parrot	29
#770	stuffed spooky mushroom	11
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#148	sucky decal	11
#174	suede shortsword	1
#446	sunken chest	25
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#626	support cummerbund	9
#391	supportive bra	3
#306	swashbuckling pants	15
#465	swirly potion	16
#106	sword hilt	3
#526	t8r tots	7
#360	taco shell	22
#624	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	9
#379	tambourine bells	10
#108	targeting chip	7
#497	teddy bear	13
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#57	teeny-tiny ninja stars	16
#965	ten-leaf clover	3
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#621	thin black candle	135
#148	thought balloon	1
#297	three-tiered wedding cake	2
#96	tiny Mountie hat	6
#234	tiny balloon knife	3
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#122	tiny knife and fork	5
#57	tiny makeup kit	3
#178	tiny maracas	5
#18	tiny ninja sword	103
#23	tiny nose-bone fetish	9
#2498	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	7
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#1347	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#2257	tiny plastic angry goat	8
#2008	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	9
#2871	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3305	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#2184	tiny plastic coffee pixie	8
#1823	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#2254	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	8
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
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#2027	tiny plastic grue	9
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#2229	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
#1635	tiny plastic levitating potato	11
#6159	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#1813	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3366	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#4863	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#403	tiny shaker of salt	6
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#375	titanium assault umbrella	24
#1128	toast	492
#202	tofu casserole	8
#62	tofu stir-fry	4
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#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#142	tomato juice of powerful power	21
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#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#702	toy soldier	2
#1384	toy train	1
#1197	toy wheel	5
#478	tree skirt	1
#524	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#93	troutpiece	1
#247	tulip	2
#340	turtle totem	130
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#249	uncooked chorizo	19
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
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#736	valuable trinket	94
#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
#536	viking helmet	12
#12	vinegar	1,972
#323	vodka and cranberry	6
#435	vorpal blade	10
#175	wad of dough	376
#433	wad of tofu	7
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
#586	wang	1
#354	warm mushroom	4
#443	whiskey and cola	3
#631	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#397	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#332	white chocolate chip cookies	10
#505	white chocolate chips	12
#670	white lightning	7
#619	white picket fence	3
#211	white pixel	207
#809	white satin pants	1
#496	white snake skin	14
#622	white sword	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#1751	whoopie cushion	2
#815	windchimes	1
#421	wolf mask	43
#55	wooden axe	24
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#175	wooden stakes	18
#893	worthless gewgaw	1
#1039	worthless knick-knack	1
#781	worthless trinket	1
#520	wussiness potion	16
#118	yak whip	1
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#41	yakskin pants	3
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1946	yellow snowcone	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#532	yeti fur	182
#527	yo-yo	56
#150	zombie pineal gland	26

Wow, that's 22,137 items total!

what items are this player missing?