| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #138 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,880 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1204 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #1319 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #84 | gloomy black mushroom | 48 |
| #1909 | grue egg | 12 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #2043 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |