| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #138 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,880 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2310 | badass belt | 22 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #1320 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #83 | gloomy black mushroom | 48 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |