| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #693 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #294 | Crown of the Goblin King | 79 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #264 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #477 | Goodfella contract | 40 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #295 | Tuesday's ruby | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #381 | bottle of goofballs | 65 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #407 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #322 | defective skull | 75 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #180 | drywall axe | 74 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #401 | easter egg balloon | 54 |
| #400 | encoder ring | 44 |
| #235 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 111 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #271 | fake fake vomit | 112 |
| #236 | fake hand | 110 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #645 | filthy lucre | 58 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #117 | foon | 3 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #43 | fuzzy dice | 37 |
| #25 | giant discarded plastic fork | 215 |
| #279 | giant pinky ring | 57 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #385 | grue egg | 66 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst | 37 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #306 | jazz soap | 96 |
| #257 | joybuzzer | 113 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #148 | limburger biker boots | 3 |
| #158 | lucky rabbit's foot | 33 |
| #255 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 108 |
| #43 | miniature dormouse | 5 |
| #513 | monomolecular yo-yo | 111 |
| #404 | mood ring | 17 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #191 | pack of chewing gum | 2 |
| #134 | pail | 92 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #292 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 93 |
| #1502 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #128 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #7 | pitchfork | 1,478 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #174 | porquoise | 38 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | rubber emo roe | 106 |
| #306 | shiny ring | 81 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #112 | silver shrimp fork | 19 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #462 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #245 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #51 | spork | 99 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #273 | stick of "gum" | 7 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2423 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3035 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #3261 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #2927 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2446 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #14 | tiny knife and fork | 43 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #8 | tuning fork | 36 |
| #349 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #1757 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #966 | useless powder | 49 |
| #198 | valuable trinket | 465 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #500 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #311 | whoopie cushion | 99 |
| #342 | wind-up chattering teeth | 93 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #35 | wooden axe | 45 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #302 | x-ray specs | 74 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #266 | yellow snowcone | 121 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |