| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #744 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #525 | BGE shotglass | 16 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #752 | CRIMBCO scrip | 155 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1240 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1273 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1263 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #716 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1098 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #524 | capacitor relay | 20 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #395 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #953 | dollhive | 5 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1667 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1775 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1073 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #1324 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1560 | herringcello | 10 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1918 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #567 | ion grid | 20 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #421 | logic synthesizer | 25 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #602 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2486 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #2413 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |