TheSporkinator

RankItemQuantity
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#128Angry Farmer candy1,337
#27Ax of L'rose1
#898BGE shotglass6
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#404Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air9
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#1088CRIMBCO mug7
#203CRIMBCO wine37
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#75Cinco Mayo Lager4
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#214Frosty's frosty mug8
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#84Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,337
#171Mr. Balloon1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#182Mylar balloon1
#944Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster7
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#164Retenez L'Herbe Paté10
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#384Tales of the Word Realms1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#397Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette10
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1031Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#307Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette8
#702Thwaitgold maggot statuette7
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#768Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette11
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#141Warm Subject gift certificate1,337
#128Wolfman Nardz12
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#144awful poetry journal1,337
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#6basic meat foon86
#5basic meat spork174
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#45black pixel1,337
#137blank diary1
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#249blob-shaped Crimbo cookie27
#1298blood flower2
#133bone aperitif4
#105bone meal5
#87bottle of rum1,337
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#152breaded beer4
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#124candy kneecapping stick14
#715candy stake9
#200canteen of wine111
#212chaos butterfly1,337
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#72coconut shell1,337
#130cranberry schnapps4
#162disturbing fanfic1,337
#137dry noodles1,337
#5138easter egg balloon1
#579elven limbos gingerbread23
#201elven cellocello46
#630elven moonshine15
#871empty blowgun1
#779enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#229fancy canapés2
#525festive sausage4
#29foon30
#4foon of fearfulness32
#5foon of fleshiness29
#5foon of foulness39
#6foon of frigidity20
#4foon of fulmination26
#137frozen banquet15
#3426fruitcake1
#126furry fur1,337
#28gauze garter1,337
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#78giant discarded plastic fork89
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#1745gingerbread horror4
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#882green balloon1
#11handful of nuts and berries1,337
#29handful of pine needles1,337
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#112heavy D1,337
#146herringcello53
#24hippopotamus skin1,337
#556holiday cheese log3
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#720irradiated candy cane6
#362jar of fermented pickle juice5
#138jar of squeeze7
#418jawbruiser6
#1898kneecapping stick1
#407knuckle sandwich58
#737laser-broiled pear12
#975licorice garrote3
#71line1,337
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#930long skinny balloon1
#570lovecat tail1
#2077mafia aria1
#60magical ice cubes1,337
#482marshmallow flambé1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#135nanite-infested candy cane113
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#712nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear7
#278oily mushroom wine1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#353oozenog9
#117original G1,337
#162penguin focaccia bread49
#495petrified time1
#81phonics down1,337
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#161plot hole1,337
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#77probability potion1,337
#81procrastination potion1,337
#36puzzling ribbon1
#395quantum taco37
#342questionable taco1
#90rat head balloon1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#229red balloon1
#108rocky road ice cream1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#865sandwich of the gods8
#73scroll of drastic healing1,337
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#117scrumptious reagent1,337
#108smoldering box1
#116soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,337
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#43spoon!4
#58spork67
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#90super-spiky hair gel1,337
#1487support cummerbund1
#198thin black candle1,337
#148thought balloon1
🥇time sleigh1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#176tiny house1,337
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#329voodoo snuff4
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#342warbear accoutrements chunk1
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#106warbear badge1
#478warbear battery1
#165warbear bearserker mead1
#252warbear bearserker potion1
#436warbear beeping telegram1
#170warbear blizzard mead1
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#306warbear drone assembler1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#197warbear feasting bread1
#190warbear feasting mead1
#210warbear foil hat1
#11warbear goggles1
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#339warbear helm fragment1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#168warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#273warbear liquid overcoat1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#198warbear oil pan1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#381warbear requisition box1
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#297warbear soda machine assembler1
#156warbear thermoregulator bread1
#344warbear trouser fragment1
#272warbear wardance potion1
#134warbear warrior bread1
#651warbear whosit1
#903white balloon1
#161wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 40,588 items total!

what items are this player missing?