| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #128 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,337 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #203 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #84 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,337 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #164 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 10 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #700 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #141 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,337 |
| #128 | Wolfman Nardz | 12 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #144 | awful poetry journal | 1,337 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #6 | basic meat foon | 86 |
| #5 | basic meat spork | 174 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #46 | black pixel | 1,337 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #249 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 27 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #133 | bone aperitif | 4 |
| #105 | bone meal | 5 |
| #89 | bottle of rum | 1,337 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #124 | candy kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #715 | candy stake | 9 |
| #200 | canteen of wine | 111 |
| #212 | chaos butterfly | 1,337 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #71 | coconut shell | 1,337 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #162 | disturbing fanfic | 1,337 |
| #137 | dry noodles | 1,337 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #579 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #201 | elven cellocello | 46 |
| #630 | elven moonshine | 15 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #29 | foon | 30 |
| #4 | foon of fearfulness | 32 |
| #5 | foon of fleshiness | 29 |
| #5 | foon of foulness | 39 |
| #6 | foon of frigidity | 20 |
| #4 | foon of fulmination | 26 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #126 | furry fur | 1,337 |
| #28 | gauze garter | 1,337 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #77 | giant discarded plastic fork | 89 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #11 | handful of nuts and berries | 1,337 |
| #29 | handful of pine needles | 1,337 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #112 | heavy D | 1,337 |
| #147 | herringcello | 53 |
| #24 | hippopotamus skin | 1,337 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #364 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #138 | jar of squeeze | 7 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #407 | knuckle sandwich | 58 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #71 | line | 1,337 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #60 | magical ice cubes | 1,337 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #134 | nanite-infested candy cane | 113 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #117 | original G | 1,337 |
| #162 | penguin focaccia bread | 49 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #81 | phonics down | 1,337 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #161 | plot hole | 1,337 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #77 | probability potion | 1,337 |
| #81 | procrastination potion | 1,337 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #396 | quantum taco | 37 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #73 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,337 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #117 | scrumptious reagent | 1,337 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #116 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,337 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #43 | spoon! | 4 |
| #58 | spork | 67 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #90 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,337 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #198 | thin black candle | 1,337 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #174 | tiny house | 1,337 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #329 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #133 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |