| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #415 | Knob Goblin perfume | 6 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1216 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #1541 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #406 | fire | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #141 | oriole-feather headdress | 9 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #938 | towel | 7 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #60 | void lager | 5 |
| #311 | yo | 31 |