| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #415 | Knob Goblin perfume | 6 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #594 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1033 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #403 | fire | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #141 | oriole-feather headdress | 9 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #935 | towel | 7 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #60 | void lager | 5 |
| #311 | yo | 31 |