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| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
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| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #404 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 17 |
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| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
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| #763 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
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| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
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| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
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| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
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| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #124 | dollhive | 87 |
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| #460 | eggnog | 38 |
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| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #75 | hot pink lipstick | 17 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
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| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #450 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #135 | kite | 57 |
| #621 | kneecapping stick | 18 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
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| #235 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 13 |
| #632 | mafia aria | 30 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
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| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #153 | prehistoric spear | 22 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #123 | rag doll | 15 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #137 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 17 |
| #23 | ring of aggravate monster | 719 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2423 | rogue swarmer | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #25 | royal jelly | 1,129 |
| #5 | sack of doorknobs | 545 |
| #386 | scroll of pasta summoning | 34 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #366 | sleeping snowy owl | 9 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #165 | sock monkey | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
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| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
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| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
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| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
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| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
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| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #228 | teddy bear | 30 |
| #290 | teddy borg | 38 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
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| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #593 | top | 8 |
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| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #70 | toy mercenary | 87 |
| #472 | toy ray gun | 20 |
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| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
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| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
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| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #28 | vorpal blade | 862 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #512 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
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