| #361 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 29 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #429 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #669 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #66 | chintzy turtle brooch | 16 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #637 | cranberries | 18 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #920 | delicious salad | 21 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #164 | dusty animal cranium | 2 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #295 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1293 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #427 | giant pinky ring | 36 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2737 | golden ring | 2 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #13 | old coin purse | 3,000 |
| #21 | old leather wallet | 2,000 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #105 | pile of dusty animal bones | 102 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #45 | sinewy crossbow string | 6 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #248 | small leather glove | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #392 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #338 | stringy sinew | 30 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #265 | sub-molecular interocitor | 12 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #347 | tofu casserole | 3 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #400 | towel | 25 |
| #647 | toy crazy train | 13 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #725 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #684 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #644 | tree-eating kite | 47 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #361 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |