| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #336 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #611 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #65 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2249 | Yummy Tummy bean | 21 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #318 | candy stake | 17 |
| #731 | capacitor relay | 13 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #314 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #709 | ion grid | 15 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #823 | length of string | 13 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #559 | logic synthesizer | 17 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2106 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1834 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1379 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |