| #212 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 9 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #484 | CRIMBCO scrip | 500 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #429 | Crimbo candied pecan | 26 |
| #400 | Crimbo fudge | 28 |
| #387 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 29 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1473 | Crimbuck | 200 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #113 | The Joy of Wassailing | 21 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1035 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #108 | battered Crimbo Crate | 145 |
| #201 | bindlestocking | 13 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #345 | blood flower | 24 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #665 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #200 | canteen of wine | 111 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #14 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 123 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 24 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #14 | container of Spooky Putty | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #37 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #154 | cursed piece of thirteen | 8 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #160 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #116 | elven limbos gingerbread | 89 |
| #950 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #209 | elven moonshine | 55 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #194 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #25 | flytrap bezoar | 2 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | herringcello | 39 |
| #193 | hobo nickel | 1,500 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #272 | knuckle sandwich | 91 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #340 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #215 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #225 | live lobster | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #468 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #673 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #17 | moveable feast | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #92 | oyster egg balloon | 3 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #353 | penguin focaccia bread | 34 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #113 | poison pen | 10 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #272 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #235 | sleeping stocking | 12 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #909 | solid gold bowling ball | 15 |
| #858 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #24 | stinky cheese ball | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #19 | suspicious stocking | 2 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 36 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 37 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 25 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 35 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 31 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 30 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 87 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 105 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 93 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 23 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #159 | tiny plastic Felonia | 23 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic G Imp | 45 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 40 |
| #175 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 35 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Hellion | 36 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 48 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 29 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 40 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 46 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 44 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 50 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 36 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 39 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 41 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 38 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 31 |
| #104 | tiny plastic The Man | 33 |
| #183 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 34 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 23 |
| #144 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 45 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #375 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 11 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 45 |
| #159 | tiny plastic angry goat | 89 |
| #232 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 25 |
| #182 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 35 |
| #138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 44 |
| #142 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 96 |
| #143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 96 |
| #164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 36 |
| #95 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 27 |
| #162 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 86 |
| #131 | tiny plastic blooper | 43 |
| #168 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 37 |
| #149 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 42 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 105 |
| #144 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 91 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #124 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 30 |
| #187 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 31 |
| #142 | tiny plastic demoninja | 43 |
| #153 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 22 |
| #151 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 41 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 39 |
| #161 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 39 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 43 |
| #187 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 32 |
| #164 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 81 |
| #142 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 94 |
| #153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 91 |
| #159 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 39 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic goth giant | 62 |
| #130 | tiny plastic grue | 98 |
| #154 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 38 |
| #113 | tiny plastic hermit | 26 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 104 |
| #166 | tiny plastic killer bee | 84 |
| #128 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 47 |
| #137 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 96 |
| #142 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 93 |
| #196 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 29 |
| #146 | tiny plastic mosquito | 89 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #166 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 40 |
| #157 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 21 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 85 |
| #195 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #156 | tiny plastic scary clown | 40 |
| #127 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 25 |
| #156 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 39 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 33 |
| #212 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 28 |
| #180 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 79 |
| #167 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 38 |
| #182 | tiny plastic stab bat | 77 |
| #148 | tiny plastic star starfish | 86 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 106 |
| #175 | tiny plastic taco cat | 34 |
| #181 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 31 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #158 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 22 |
| #138 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 47 |
| #105 | tiny plastic warwelf | 51 |
| #185 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 33 |
| #167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 36 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #28 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |