| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #19 | 4-ball | 1,337 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #264 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #254 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #472 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #171 | Imp Ale | 1,337 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #71 | White Citadel burger | 60 |
| #151 | White Citadel fries | 10 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #492 | brine | 41 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #525 | capacitor relay | 20 |
| #370 | carbon nanotube frame | 32 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #503 | cherry | 3 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #450 | computronic processing unit | 7 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #887 | dill | 30 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #785 | ghost cucumber | 52 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #516 | iGoogly | 37 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #17 | inflatable duck | 1,337 |
| #250 | ion grid | 58 |
| #171 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1077 | lemon | 3 |
| #479 | logic synthesizer | 21 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #220 | nanofiber cloth | 29 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #27 | poutine | 1,337 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #219 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #10 | safarrri hat | 1,337 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #662 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #759 | strawberry | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #432 | sub-molecular interocitor | 7 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #290 | synthetic stuffing | 38 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #385 | theoretical string | 39 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #394 | toy hoverpad | 38 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #836 | vinegar | 35 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |