| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #1189 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1716 | Daffy Taffy | 4 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #797 | Knob Goblin love potion | 4 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #830 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2280 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #402 | Now and Earlier | 7 |
| #2103 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #668 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 8 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #499 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #121 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #273 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1614 | elven cellocello | 11 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #541 | ghuol egg | 22 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #151 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1371 | herringcello | 13 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #434 | mugcake | 3 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #414 | sugar-coated pine cone | 4 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1332 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 9 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 9 |
| #123 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 9 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 9 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #157 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #300 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |