Museum :: DrZaius

DrZaius

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#162	bag of pygmy blood	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1235	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#901	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#942	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#787	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#892	blackberry	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#116	blowdart	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#122	blue shell	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1054	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#227	brass gear	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#748	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#202	brown felt tophat	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#969	bunny liver	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	bus pass	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1142	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#1025	daisy	1
#962	dark potion	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#153	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
🥉	enchanted brass knuckles	300
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#254	especially salty dog	1
#970	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#403	eye-pod	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#880	fine wine	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#445	flat dough	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#367	forest tears	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#392	goat	1
#820	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#167	golden twig	1
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1910	green beer	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#548	grog	1
#534	guano coffee cup	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#374	halfberd	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#993	herbs	1
#606	hermit permit	1
#966	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#305	hovering sombrero	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#741	infernal insoles	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#184	ketchup	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#632	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#1234	lemon	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#60	lifeless meat doll	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#904	lihc face	1
#896	lime	1
#1209	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1026	line	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#133	linoleum crossbow string	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#54	linoleum meat stack	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#119	linoleum stick	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#126	linoleum sword hilt	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#115	liver popsicle	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#100	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#385	magic lamp	1
#1218	magical ice cubes	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#60	maid head	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#481	margarita	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#667	martini	1
#1321	marzipan skull	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#498	meat engine	1
#55	meat face	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#74	meat golem	1
#984	meat paste	1
#1044	meat stack	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#168	menudo	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#1203	metallic A	1
#937	milky potion	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#503	monkey wrench	1
#152	monster bait	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#964	moxie weed	1
#690	mugcake	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#910	murky potion	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
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Wow, that's 1,304 items total!

what items are this player missing?