Matt_afi

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈Alice's Army Bowman671
#6Alice's Army Foil Bowman6
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#561Crimbo Candy Cookbook9
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#460Crimbuck2,198
#88Dreadsylvanian seed pod2
#23Drowsy Sword332
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#655Green Clover of Justice3
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#29Iron Beta of Industry251
#387Jack-in-the-box16
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#28Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet342
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#234Microplushie: Dorkonide17
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#79Misty Cape29
#16Misty Cloak114
#4Misty Robe296
#27My First Art of War31
#94Nickel Gamma of Frugality69
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#370Red Rover BB gun9
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#4Scepter of Loathing1
#5Source essence1,111,111
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#26The Superconductor's CPU4
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
🥈Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette72
#14Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette19
#805Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette2
#36Thwaitgold chigger statuette10
#7Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette27
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#18Thwaitgold mosquito statuette32
#20Thwaitgold nymph statuette23
#55Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette18
#18Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette56
#552Thwaitgold scorpion statuette2
#454Thwaitgold slug statuette8
#291Thwaitgold termite statuette37
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#23Uranium Omega of Temperance14
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#22Zinc Delta of Tranquility27
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#1568adorable seal larva1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#48bag of airline peanuts441
#147bejeweled cufflinks26
#36black candy heart473
#18black label141
#78blended frozen swill with a fly in it4
#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
#2817box of sunshine33
#77brick433
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#19cartoon harpoon242
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#60clown hammer333
#562club necklace12
#37cymbal syrup365
#123das boot1
#48defective skull417
#286designer handbag10
#511diamond necklace13
#48donated booze551
#50donated candy521
#44donated food553
#128dropped scrap of paper1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#43encoder ring370
#499ennui-flavored potato chips61
#45explosion-flavored chewing gum524
#62fake fake vomit394
#11fancy chess set1
#99fancy opera glasses40
#15fiberglass fedora1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#2032filthy lucre1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#14fuzzy busby114
🥇fuzzy earmuffs295
#94fuzzy montera31
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#108garish pinky ring37
#6ghost of a necklace439
#155giant designer sunglasses27
#4gold wedding ring840
#105green glowstick12
#59handful of confetti322
#378heart necklace17
#19hobo dungarees1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#57jazz soap371
#63joybuzzer336
🥈laser cannon1
#143lavender candygram3
#25leggings of the Spider Queen1
#51magical ice cube with a fly in it376
#648magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#36mood ring384
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#361mugcake5
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#473pack of KWE trading card7
#22peanut brittle shield151
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#523personalized birthday cake3
#48pet rock "Groucho" disguise400
#49pet rock "Snooty" disguise386
#86pint of sweat1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#33plush hamsterpus1
🥇primitive alien blowgun2
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#538radium-flavored potato chips66
#1404really dense meat stack2
#209red-and-green sweater14
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#878rubber WWBD? bracelet9
#244rubber WWJD? bracelet24
#298rubber WWSPD? bracelet21
#276rubber WWtNSD? bracelet21
#61rubber emo roe382
#13solid gold bowling ball558
#503spade necklace13
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#37spectre scepter341
#26stick of "gum"67
#389stuffed Baron von Ratsworth110
#438stuffed Cheshire bitten90
#462stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech87
#304stuffed Meat135
#501stuffed angry cow85
#481stuffed astral badger89
#679stuffed baby gravy fairy70
#643stuffed cocoabo68
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#463stuffed flaming gravy fairy91
#390stuffed frozen gravy fairy101
#372stuffed hand turkey102
#154stuffed key284
#1462stuffed martini3
#541stuffed mind flayer82
#302stuffed mink136
#311stuffed monocle134
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#517stuffed scary death orb85
#633stuffed sleazy gravy fairy73
#670stuffed snowy owl67
#516stuffed spooky gravy fairy86
#448stuffed stinky gravy fairy93
#254stuffed teddy butler154
#214stuffed tin of caviar176
#208stuffed treasure chest234
#460stuffed undead elbow macaroni90
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
🥇time sleigh1
#74tiny black hole2
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#1125unusual disco ball2
#85urinal cake287
#12void burger960
#12void lager660
#16void stone732
#57whoopie cushion380
#91willowy bonnet1
#61wind-up chattering teeth349
#477wintergreen-flavored potato chips67
#44x-ray specs430
#399yellow candygram1
#57yellow snowcone399

Wow, that's 1,135,045 items total!

what items are this player missing?