| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Alice's Army Bowman | 671 |
| #6 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 6 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbuck | 2,198 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #23 | Drowsy Sword | 332 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #26 | Iron Beta of Industry | 251 |
| #389 | Jack-in-the-box | 16 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #26 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 342 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #231 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 17 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #79 | Misty Cape | 29 |
| #13 | Misty Cloak | 114 |
| 🥉 | Misty Robe | 296 |
| #26 | My First Art of War | 31 |
| #92 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 69 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #6 | Source essence | 1,111,111 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Superconductor's CPU | 4 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 72 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 19 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 27 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 32 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 23 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 18 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 56 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 8 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 37 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 14 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #22 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 27 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #46 | bag of airline peanuts | 441 |
| #147 | bejeweled cufflinks | 26 |
| #35 | black candy heart | 473 |
| #18 | black label | 141 |
| #76 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #2814 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #77 | brick | 433 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #18 | cartoon harpoon | 242 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #57 | clown hammer | 333 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #32 | cymbal syrup | 365 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #44 | defective skull | 417 |
| #284 | designer handbag | 10 |
| #509 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #47 | donated booze | 551 |
| #49 | donated candy | 521 |
| #44 | donated food | 553 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #41 | encoder ring | 370 |
| #498 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 61 |
| #42 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 524 |
| #57 | fake fake vomit | 394 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #99 | fancy opera glasses | 40 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #13 | fuzzy busby | 114 |
| 🥇 | fuzzy earmuffs | 295 |
| #95 | fuzzy montera | 31 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #109 | garish pinky ring | 37 |
| #6 | ghost of a necklace | 439 |
| #156 | giant designer sunglasses | 27 |
| #4 | gold wedding ring | 840 |
| #105 | green glowstick | 12 |
| #54 | handful of confetti | 322 |
| #377 | heart necklace | 17 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #53 | jazz soap | 371 |
| #58 | joybuzzer | 336 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #45 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 376 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #34 | mood ring | 384 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #361 | mugcake | 5 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #21 | peanut brittle shield | 151 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #46 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 400 |
| #46 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 386 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien blowgun | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #538 | radium-flavored potato chips | 66 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #209 | red-and-green sweater | 14 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #241 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 24 |
| #300 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #273 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #58 | rubber emo roe | 382 |
| #12 | solid gold bowling ball | 558 |
| #502 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #35 | spectre scepter | 341 |
| #26 | stick of "gum" | 67 |
| #383 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 110 |
| #432 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 90 |
| #459 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 87 |
| #299 | stuffed Meat | 135 |
| #496 | stuffed angry cow | 85 |
| #480 | stuffed astral badger | 89 |
| #677 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 70 |
| #639 | stuffed cocoabo | 68 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #459 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 91 |
| #383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 101 |
| #368 | stuffed hand turkey | 102 |
| #146 | stuffed key | 284 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #533 | stuffed mind flayer | 82 |
| #296 | stuffed mink | 136 |
| #306 | stuffed monocle | 134 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #516 | stuffed scary death orb | 85 |
| #630 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 73 |
| #664 | stuffed snowy owl | 67 |
| #514 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 86 |
| #437 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 93 |
| #245 | stuffed teddy butler | 154 |
| #211 | stuffed tin of caviar | 176 |
| #208 | stuffed treasure chest | 234 |
| #461 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 90 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tiny black hole | 2 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #85 | urinal cake | 287 |
| #11 | void burger | 960 |
| #11 | void lager | 660 |
| #16 | void stone | 732 |
| #52 | whoopie cushion | 380 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #59 | wind-up chattering teeth | 349 |
| #478 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 67 |
| #42 | x-ray specs | 430 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #54 | yellow snowcone | 399 |