| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 40 |
| #159 | Crimbot battery | 8 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #44 | Crimboween memo | 135 |
| #51 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 28 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #75 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 50 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #317 | blood flower | 28 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #71 | box of sunshine | 6,248 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #44 | can of Binarrrca | 200 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1176 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1025 | candied yams | 8 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #31 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #75 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 65 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #93 | empty blowgun | 28 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #18 | fire | 340 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #139 | loaded serum blowgun | 28 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #70 | lovecat tail | 13 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #14 | peach | 350 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #84 | plastic passion fruit | 28 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #37 | questionable taco | 14 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #195 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 5 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #171 | spectral pickle | 113 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #305 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #196 | string of blue beads | 50 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #191 | string of red beads | 50 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #14 | urinal cake | 11,111 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #71 | yellow glowstick | 17 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #126 | zombie pineal gland | 28 |