| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 40 |
| #159 | Crimbot battery | 8 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #44 | Crimboween memo | 135 |
| #51 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 28 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #75 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 50 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #317 | blood flower | 28 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #70 | box of sunshine | 6,248 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #43 | can of Binarrrca | 200 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #75 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 65 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #93 | empty blowgun | 28 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #16 | fire | 340 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #139 | loaded serum blowgun | 28 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #66 | lovecat tail | 13 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #14 | peach | 350 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #76 | plastic passion fruit | 28 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #37 | questionable taco | 14 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #195 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 5 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #171 | spectral pickle | 113 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #196 | string of blue beads | 50 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #191 | string of red beads | 50 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #14 | urinal cake | 11,111 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #71 | yellow glowstick | 17 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #126 | zombie pineal gland | 28 |