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| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
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| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
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| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #702 | Drowsy Sword | 24 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
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| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #330 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #31 | Ent cider | 657 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
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| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
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| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
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| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
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| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
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| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
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| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
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| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
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| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
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| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #668 | badass belt | 75 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
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| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
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| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
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| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
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| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
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| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
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| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #451 | easter egg balloon | 50 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #11 | forest tears | 460 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #32 | frozen Mob Penguin | 151 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #8 | fuzzy dice | 71 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #444 | grue egg | 57 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1549 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #286 | heart necklace | 21 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #748 | obsidian dagger | 24 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #64 | oyster egg balloon | 6 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #323 | personalized coffee mug | 216 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #177 | poultrygeist | 4 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #20 | squashed frog | 1,834 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #772 | stuffed snowy owl | 60 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #25 | tiny house | 12,849 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |