Museum :: Satire

Satire

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#215	ASCII shirt	10
#196	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#714	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
#23	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	61
#798	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#193	Boss Bat britches	66
#568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#381	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#75	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	10
#817	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#284	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#553	Crown of the Goblin King	46
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1337	Drowsy Sword	8
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#37	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	46
#456	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#62	Knob Goblin elite shirt	126
#19	Libram of BRICKOs	3
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#307	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	29
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#41	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	9
#710	Mob Penguin cellular phone	23
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#2356	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#257	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#97	Ram's Face Lager	771
#98	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	40
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#2404	Valentine	1
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1168	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#579	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
#103	asbestos apron	12
#230	aspirin	4
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#115	astronaut pants	74
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#436	badass belt	102
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#86	banana	105
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#160	blue glowstick	10
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#115	borg sock monkey	18
#383	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#438	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#91	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#536	box of sunshine	610
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#142	bungle in the jungle	10
#547	can of fake snow	1
#26	can-can-in-a-can	29
#3616	candy cane	3
#42	candy cornucopia	2
#3831	candy stake	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#383	chunk of depleted Grimacite	28
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#36	cotton candy cocoon	2
#166	cyborg doll	11
#287	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#931	delicious salad	20
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#257	easter egg balloon	73
#340	empty blowgun	6
#905	enchanted leopard-print barbell	7
#87	evil teddy bear	171
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#438	fancy chocolate	7
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#599	felt	15
#139	filthy hippy poncho	4
#106	fire	51
#206	flashing novelty button	5
#87	floral print shirt	4
#427	frilly shirt	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#376	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#1118	giant pinky ring	10
#1555	gingerbread bugbear	10
#2301	gingerbread horror	3
#103	gloomy mushroom wine	6
#120	gnauga hide	48
#693	golden ring	40
#593	googly eye	22
#83	goth kid t-shirt	72
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#291	green glowstick	6
#2669	grue egg	7
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#57	harem girl t-shirt	20
#3379	heart necklace	1
#214	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,147
#774	ice-cold Willer	31
#49	imitation nice watch	2
#157	immense cyborg hand	13
#419	invisible bag	2
#741	iron pasta spoon	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#59	jar of swamp gas	1,446
#820	kite	9
#707	kneecapping stick	14
#107	little box of fireworks	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#744	mad scientist's sock monkey	3
#575	marionette collective	1
#249	marshmallow	100
#372	monomolecular yo-yo	183
#150	mushroom fermenting solution	49
#91	odor extractor	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#896	orange glowstick	2
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#19	packet of mayfly bait	3
#440	party hat	4
#2033	pet rock	2
#24	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	29
#78	pink plastic baby	6
#94	pirate shirt	22
#96	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#861	polyalloy shield	5
#704	pork elf goodies sack	8
#1173	portable corkscrew	3
#1377	pretty flower	7
#350	purple glowstick	4
#1402	really dense meat stack	2
#57	rhinestone cowboy shirt	10
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#23	roasted marshmallow	1,689
#965	sandwich of the gods	7
#116	sane hatrack	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#224	shiny ring	102
#103	skewer	100
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#64	soggy wofl t-shirt	6
#2031	solid gold bowling ball	3
#173	souvenir ski t-shirt	4
#3317	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3296	spectre scepter	2
#146	spice melange	1
#264	spooky bicycle chain	9
#255	spooky cosmetics bag	9
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#940	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#119	star shirt	3
#2242	stuffed angry cow	22
#615	stuffed doppelshifter	20
#406	stuffed gray blob	105
#542	support cummerbund	11
#92	supportive bra	53
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#1315	teddy bear	3
#56	teddy borg	142
#361	thermos of brew	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#100	tin magnolia	125
#174	tin star	1
#4904	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1548	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#6105	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#6160	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#8108	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#2563	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#8160	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3958	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#8210	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#6172	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#3955	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#6146	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#4801	tiny plastic grue	3
#4593	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8115	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#3897	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3328	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3930	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#6151	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#3913	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#4459	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2600	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#6188	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#6123	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6158	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#1862	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#78	toothsome rock	108
#1556	top	2
#313	toy crazy train	31
#189	toy deathbot	6
#275	toy jet pack	29
#331	toy mercenary	22
#174	toy ray gun	60
#272	toy space helmet	33
#479	tree skirt	1
#601	tropical paperweight	1
#1135	tropical wrapping paper	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#113	upsy daisy	99
#138	vampire collar	16
#138	vampire duck-on-a-string	91
#265	vanilla-frosted king cake	6
#173	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	53
#166	vibrating cyborg knife	19
#2627	vitachoconutriment capsule	2
#94	wheel	32
#249	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#613	witch hat	1
#209	worn tophat	9
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#278	yo	34
#2046	yo-yo	2
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

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