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| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #478 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #50 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 13 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1228 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #1147 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1007 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #575 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #77 | lewd playing card | 26 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #923 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #532 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #788 | porquoise | 9 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1244 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2766 | toast | 11 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |