| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1090 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #683 | anticheese | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #474 | black pixel | 38 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #443 | blue pixel | 125 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #472 | bubbly potion | 16 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1034 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #501 | cloudy potion | 14 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #494 | dark potion | 15 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #436 | effervescent potion | 22 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #910 | filthy lucre | 34 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #612 | fizzy potion | 8 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #754 | flaregun | 4 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #425 | green pixel | 107 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1193 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #436 | milky potion | 20 |
| #617 | murky potion | 7 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #575 | pointy mushroom | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #1174 | robotronic egg | 20 |
| #2158 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #509 | smoky potion | 13 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #494 | swirly potion | 13 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #297 | white pixel | 108 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |