| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #686 | anticheese | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #471 | black pixel | 38 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #439 | blue pixel | 125 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #470 | bubbly potion | 16 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #500 | cloudy potion | 14 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #493 | dark potion | 15 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #432 | effervescent potion | 22 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #908 | filthy lucre | 34 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #610 | fizzy potion | 8 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #755 | flaregun | 4 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #423 | green pixel | 107 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1195 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #435 | milky potion | 20 |
| #617 | murky potion | 7 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #575 | pointy mushroom | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #1173 | robotronic egg | 20 |
| #2159 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #508 | smoky potion | 13 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #493 | swirly potion | 13 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #296 | white pixel | 108 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |