| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #150 | box of sunshine | 2,684 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #157 | easter egg balloon | 99 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #175 | magical pony: Pearjack | 11 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #21 | special edition Batfellow comic | 222 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #26 | tin star | 11 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |