| #31 | 1-ball | 472 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #204 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #255 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #195 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 5 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #263 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #200 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #26 | communications windchimes | 800 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #406 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #4 | windchimes | 21,945 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |