Sparemeister

RankItemQuantity
#311-ball472
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#348Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#204Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket4
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#255General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket3
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#195Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket5
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#263Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags3
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
🥉Yeti Protest Sign2
#200Zim Merman's guitar4
#658Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2064astronaut pants1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#1329bottle of gin1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#26communications windchimes800
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1764fire1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#261loaded serum blowgun15
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#435orange peel hat1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#406radio button candy2
#64radioactive chew toy1
#1652rigid carapace1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1348sock monkey1
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
🥇styrofoam peanuts1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#899toy deathbot1
#977toy mercenary5
#1815toy ray gun2
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#259tube sock2
#1649twitching claw1
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#4windchimes21,945
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 23,351 items total!

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