| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #410 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 133 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #349 | Senior Mints | 16 |
| #160 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 111 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #405 | Yummy Tummy bean | 500 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #860 | gingerbread bugbear | 26 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #518 | golden ring | 43 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1346 | killing feather | 35 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1662 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #202 | nanite-infested candy cane | 82 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #730 | robotronic egg | 40 |
| #1576 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #247 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #10 | wizard action figure | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |