| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #597 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 20 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #1014 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #647 | Boss Bat britches | 23 |
| #187 | C.H.U.M. chum | 7 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1093 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #995 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1028 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #1003 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #572 | Go-Wassail | 26 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1021 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #280 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #381 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 34 |
| #427 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 27 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #384 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 34 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1395 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #160 | Workytime Tea | 13 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #205 | bath ball gift set | 23 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #398 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1229 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #360 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #271 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #120 | decaying goldfish liver | 69 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #981 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #1188 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized limb | 6 |
| #251 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #636 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #279 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #1044 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #350 | grue egg omelette | 7 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #185 | hot plate | 10 |
| #190 | huge spoon | 11 |
| #237 | imp unity ring | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #579 | jerky coins | 29 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #842 | knuckle sandwich | 18 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #145 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #804 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #735 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #545 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #968 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #142 | rusty piece of rebar | 3 |
| #66 | sewer nuggets | 491 |
| #817 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #129 | slow jam collection | 29 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1170 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2561 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2136 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2210 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2207 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |