Sir Bum
formerly darkbladingzeratul

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#597Baron von Ratsworth's monocle20
#453Bling of the New Wave3
#1014Bonerdagon necklace9
#647Boss Bat britches23
#187C.H.U.M. chum7
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1088CRIMBCO mug7
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1210Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#1093Crimbo candied pecan4
#995Crimbo fudge6
#1028Crimbo peppermint bark5
#1003Crown of the Goblin King24
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#721Drowsy Sword23
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#572Go-Wassail26
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1021Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet25
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#280Misty Cloak3
#380Misty Robe1
#372Mr. Joe's bangles3
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#49Oscus's dumpster waders2
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#766Red Rover BB gun1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#381Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro34
#427Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita27
#145Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#384Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco34
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1395Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette6
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#438Volartta's bellbottoms3
#204Wand of Oscus1
#160Workytime Tea13
#474Yellow Moon of Compassion7
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1847badass belt29
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#205bath ball gift set23
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#398bindlestocking6
#137blank diary1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1229bottle of goofballs20
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#255cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1674candied yams4
#2203candy cane10
#1465candy knuckles2
#56chamoisole1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#801cheap studded belt1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#2494club necklace2
#360corncob pipe3
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#262crystallized memory1
#271cup of infinite pencils5
#120decaying goldfish liver69
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#3285diamond necklace1
#279disco horoscope (Aquarius)1
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#284disco horoscope (Scorpio)1
#274disco horoscope (Taurus)1
#278disco horoscope (Virgo)1
#981drywall axe9
#1096eggnog12
#1188elven cellocello17
#924fancy opera glasses1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#630fossilized limb6
#251fossilized serpent skull3
#563fossilized spine1
#636fossilized torso3
#478fossilized wing5
#279fossilized wyrm skull2
#376frayed rope belt3
#3426fruitcake1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#653giant discarded torn-up glove6
#1044giant pinky ring11
#234gift-a-pult2
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#793gold wedding ring1
#1386gray bow tie1
#350grue egg omelette7
#2507heart necklace2
#1743herbal stuffing3
#8honeybritches1
#204hopping socks1
#185hot plate10
#190huge spoon11
#237imp unity ring10
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#579jerky coins29
#1882joybuzzer1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#842knuckle sandwich18
#563lucky bottlecap1
#145makeshift cape2
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#56mini kiwi egg1
#992mummy costume1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#804obsidian dagger22
#78oil cap1
#73oil lamp1
#83oil slacks1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#321psycho sweater1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#735quantum taco3
#545red-and-green sweater2
#796ridiculous cocktail10
#968roasted marshmallow11
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#142rusty piece of rebar3
#66sewer nuggets491
#817shiny ring29
#697sleeping stocking2
#129slow jam collection29
#475snorkel1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#666spark plug earring1
#1170spectre scepter25
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#1333stray chihuahua1
#2561stuffed Baron von Ratsworth5
#4853stuffed Cheshire bitten7
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#2770stuffed Meat3
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#4577stuffed astral badger8
#4582stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#5292stuffed hand turkey6
#2136stuffed key6
#5305stuffed mind flayer6
#2884stuffed mink2
#3113stuffed monocle1
#4963stuffed scary death orb7
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#5158stuffed snowy owl6
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#5739stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#2783stuffed tin of caviar3
#2210stuffed treasure chest5
#6346stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#502sweet mochi ball8
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1443twitching claw2
#2207unstable DNA2
#1125unusual disco ball2
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#1027wolfman mask1
#590wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 1,761 items total!

what items are this player missing?