Sir Bum
formerly darkbladingzeratul

RankItemQuantity
#775'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1323Ancient Saucehelm2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#598Baron von Ratsworth's monocle20
#455Bling of the New Wave3
#1015Bonerdagon necklace9
#648Boss Bat britches23
#187C.H.U.M. chum7
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1012CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1089CRIMBCO mug7
#930CRIMBCO wine7
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1211Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#1483Colander of Em-er'il2
#675Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#1452Corpse Island iced tea2
#1093Crimbo candied pecan4
#994Crimbo fudge6
#1029Crimbo peppermint bark5
#1003Crown of the Goblin King24
#859Disco 'Fro Pick4
#721Drowsy Sword23
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#572Go-Wassail26
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#146Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#779Lederhosen of the Night1
#1026Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet25
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#752Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#920Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#953Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#280Misty Cloak3
#380Misty Robe1
#372Mr. Joe's bangles3
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#988Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#50Oscus's dumpster waders2
#315Pink Heart of Spirit3
#767Red Rover BB gun1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#381Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro34
#427Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita27
#146Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#384Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco34
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1399Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette6
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#190Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#439Volartta's bellbottoms3
#204Wand of Oscus1
#160Workytime Tea13
#476Yellow Moon of Compassion7
#189Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#887antique greaves1
#899antique helmet1
#907antique shield1
#949antique spear1
#1848badass belt29
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#206bath ball gift set23
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#398bindlestocking6
#138blank diary1
#3304blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1229bottle of goofballs20
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#256cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#735can of CRIMBCOLA5
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1673candied yams4
#2207candy cane10
#1465candy knuckles2
#57chamoisole1
#1345cheap elven gloves1
#801cheap studded belt1
#663circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#2495club necklace2
#360corncob pipe3
#1824corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1466corpsetini2
#260crystallized memory1
#271cup of infinite pencils5
#120decaying goldfish liver69
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#3289diamond necklace1
#279disco horoscope (Aquarius)1
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#284disco horoscope (Scorpio)1
#274disco horoscope (Taurus)1
#278disco horoscope (Virgo)1
#980drywall axe9
#1096eggnog12
#1188elven cellocello17
#924fancy opera glasses1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#630fossilized limb6
#251fossilized serpent skull3
#563fossilized spine1
#636fossilized torso3
#478fossilized wing5
#279fossilized wyrm skull2
#376frayed rope belt3
#3426fruitcake1
#2298fuzzy dice3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#653giant discarded torn-up glove6
#1044giant pinky ring11
#234gift-a-pult2
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#794gold wedding ring1
#1386gray bow tie1
#350grue egg omelette7
#2508heart necklace2
#1742herbal stuffing3
#8honeybritches1
#204hopping socks1
#184hot plate10
#190huge spoon11
#237imp unity ring10
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#580jerky coins29
#1882joybuzzer1
#1602kneecapping stick2
#842knuckle sandwich18
#563lucky bottlecap1
#145makeshift cape2
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#56mini kiwi egg1
#991mummy costume1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#805obsidian dagger22
#78oil cap1
#73oil lamp1
#84oil slacks1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#635plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#321psycho sweater1
#1102pumpkinhead mask1
#735quantum taco3
#544red-and-green sweater2
#797ridiculous cocktail10
#968roasted marshmallow11
#2769rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3651rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1021rusty chain necklace1
#142rusty piece of rebar3
#66sewer nuggets491
#817shiny ring29
#698sleeping stocking2
#129slow jam collection29
#475snorkel1
#3319spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#667spark plug earring1
#1172spectre scepter25
#595square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#1801stainless steel scarf1
#1715stainless steel shillelagh2
#1585stainless steel skullcap2
#1706stainless steel slacks2
#1347stainless steel suspenders2
#1342stray chihuahua1
#2569stuffed Baron von Ratsworth5
#4856stuffed Cheshire bitten7
#6941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#2777stuffed Meat3
#7778stuffed angry cow2
#4578stuffed astral badger8
#4584stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#7700stuffed cocoabo2
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#7030stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#6352stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#5293stuffed hand turkey6
#2141stuffed key6
#5306stuffed mind flayer6
#2894stuffed mink2
#3122stuffed monocle1
#4964stuffed scary death orb7
#5798stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#5159stuffed snowy owl6
#6336stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#5740stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#3144stuffed teddy butler1
#2789stuffed tin of caviar3
#2219stuffed treasure chest5
#6351stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#503sweet mochi ball8
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1156tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3081tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1328tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3126tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3916tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3865tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1140tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3895tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3069tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3859tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#1376tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#1360tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3968tiny plastic beanbat1
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8181tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3927tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3912tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1344tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3940tiny plastic demoninja1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3925tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#428tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#3894tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#1138tiny plastic peacannon1
#3896tiny plastic scary clown1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1127tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3855tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3851tiny plastic zmobie1
#1902tofurkey gravy3
#1884tofurkey leg3
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1443twitching claw2
#2206unstable DNA2
#1129unusual disco ball2
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#1027wolfman mask1
#590wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 1,761 items total!

what items are this player missing?