| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #30 | Baja sopapilla | 11 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #11 | DNOTC Box | 11 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #65 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 69 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #134 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 11 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #10 | Orcish meat locker | 113 |
| #351 | Schrödinger's thermos | 53 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #131 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 69 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #101 | bag of park garbage | 98 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #54 | black pension check | 390 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #74 | bowl of mernudo | 11 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #42 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 10 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #28 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #36 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #52 | fat wallet | 69 |
| #89 | fishelada | 11 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #70 | frost flower | 4 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #115 | glob of salty molasses | 11 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #5 | handful of tips | 492 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #117 | intact anemone spike | 11 |
| #29 | karma shawarma | 20 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #8 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #8 | mana-coated yams | 11 |
| #12 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #10 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #154 | moist Crimbo spices | 11 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #368 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #78 | ojo de pez burrito | 11 |
| #84 | old coin purse | 307 |
| #62 | old leather wallet | 402 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #60 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 11 |
| #43 | pixel coin | 69 |
| #20 | pixellated moneybag | 386 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #502 | quantum taco | 16 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #61 | roll of meat | 4 |
| #137 | runny icing | 11 |
| #120 | salty gumdrop | 11 |
| #188 | sand dollar | 69 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #149 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 11 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #39 | stolen meatpouch | 69 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #107 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 11 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic moneybee | 100 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #109 | viral DNA | 17 |