| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #385 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 28 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #308 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 12 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #68 | Elmley shades | 18 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #485 | Iron Beta of Industry | 15 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #381 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 11 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #209 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1805 | badass belt | 30 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #413 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #1015 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #4 | broken carburetor | 104 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #138 | cheap wind-up clock | 6 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #443 | drum machine | 7 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #686 | duct tape | 40 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #27 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 446 |
| #204 | filthy lucre | 151 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #985 | grue egg | 27 |
| #1502 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #19 | lucky lighter | 21 |
| #262 | magical mystery juice | 46 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #532 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #16 | plexiglass pikestaff | 12 |
| #24 | plexiglass pinky ring | 7 |
| #15 | plexiglass pith helmet | 11 |
| #24 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 6 |
| #470 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #166 | stuffed angry cow | 181 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #28 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 63 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |