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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #507 | Cloaca-Cola | 65 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1975 | Crimbuck | 42 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #753 | Dyspepsi grenade | 13 |
| #653 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 90 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #273 | Now and Earlier | 14 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #682 | barrrnacle | 20 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #244 | elven cellocello | 42 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #208 | elven suicide capsule | 45 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #576 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2250 | golden ring | 26 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #647 | iGoogly | 25 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1147 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #393 | mummy costume | 15 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #291 | nanofiber cloth | 20 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #453 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #495 | rocky raccoon | 11 |
| #2019 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1103 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #1902 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #1010 | stuffed Meat | 44 |
| #1468 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1282 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1757 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #552 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 12 |
| #697 | stuffed doppelshifter | 17 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #1919 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1535 | stuffed key | 19 |
| #379 | stuffed martini | 24 |
| #2212 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1242 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1267 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #2287 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #987 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #1511 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1472 | stuffed snowy owl | 34 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1684 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1266 | stuffed teddy butler | 32 |
| #1483 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #1550 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #1397 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #349 | synthetic stuffing | 27 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #354 | theoretical string | 45 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #268 | tiny knife and fork | 2 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #541 | tiny plastic angry goat | 30 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #527 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #503 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #416 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #570 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 29 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #430 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 37 |
| #603 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 27 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #625 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 27 |
| #741 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #447 | tiny plastic grue | 35 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #658 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 26 |
| #440 | tiny plastic killer bee | 35 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #536 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 30 |
| #624 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #928 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #374 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #603 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 27 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #812 | tiny plastic stab bat | 22 |
| #695 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #480 | toy hoverpad | 28 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #2655 | unstable laser battery | 7 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #682 | yo-yo | 38 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |