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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #507 | Cloaca-Cola | 65 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1977 | Crimbuck | 42 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #756 | Dyspepsi grenade | 13 |
| #653 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 90 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #274 | Now and Earlier | 14 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #683 | barrrnacle | 20 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1039 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #246 | elven cellocello | 42 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #208 | elven suicide capsule | 45 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #721 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #575 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2249 | golden ring | 26 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #521 | herringcello | 29 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #647 | iGoogly | 25 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1148 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #393 | mummy costume | 15 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #291 | nanofiber cloth | 20 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #453 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #497 | rocky raccoon | 11 |
| #2018 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1109 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #1634 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #1013 | stuffed Meat | 44 |
| #1473 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2712 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #556 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 12 |
| #697 | stuffed doppelshifter | 17 |
| #1239 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1782 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #1925 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1542 | stuffed key | 19 |
| #382 | stuffed martini | 24 |
| #2220 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1245 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1272 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #2297 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #989 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #1516 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1476 | stuffed snowy owl | 34 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1688 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1267 | stuffed teddy butler | 32 |
| #1487 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #1549 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #1404 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #349 | synthetic stuffing | 27 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #354 | theoretical string | 45 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #268 | tiny knife and fork | 2 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #544 | tiny plastic angry goat | 30 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #528 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #505 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #571 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 29 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #432 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 37 |
| #605 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 27 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #627 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 27 |
| #743 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #450 | tiny plastic grue | 35 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #661 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 26 |
| #442 | tiny plastic killer bee | 35 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #537 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 30 |
| #625 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #376 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #605 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 27 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #813 | tiny plastic stab bat | 22 |
| #697 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #480 | toy hoverpad | 28 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2208 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #2653 | unstable laser battery | 7 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #521 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #590 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #683 | yo-yo | 38 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |