| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #616 | Goodfella contract | 18 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #474 | divine champagne flute | 4 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2164 | golden ring | 31 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #2882 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #596 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #393 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1083 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |