| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1091 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1134 | Crimbuck | 471 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #502 | candy stake | 12 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #20 | chorizo taco | 500 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #670 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #712 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #256 | flaming feather | 47 |
| #4 | flaming talons | 20,821 |
| #234 | flirtatious feather | 32 |
| #409 | frightful feather | 16 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #901 | frigid ninja stars | 5 |
| #421 | frozen feather | 18 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #93 | glowing red eye | 231 |
| #724 | googly eye | 18 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #134 | ice-cold fotie | 500 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #201 | killing feather | 99 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #44 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 148 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #603 | phonics down | 60 |
| #140 | pine tar | 4 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1067 | skeleton bone | 8 |
| #438 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #44 | sleeping snowy owl | 128 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #368 | spectral pickle | 35 |
| #626 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #559 | stuffed snowy owl | 77 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |