| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1089 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1051 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1096 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1134 | Crimbuck | 471 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #500 | candy stake | 12 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #20 | chorizo taco | 500 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #713 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #256 | flaming feather | 47 |
| #4 | flaming talons | 20,821 |
| #233 | flirtatious feather | 32 |
| #407 | frightful feather | 16 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #901 | frigid ninja stars | 5 |
| #421 | frozen feather | 18 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #93 | glowing red eye | 231 |
| #722 | googly eye | 18 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #134 | ice-cold fotie | 500 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #201 | killing feather | 99 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #42 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 148 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #603 | phonics down | 60 |
| #141 | pine tar | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1068 | skeleton bone | 8 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #44 | sleeping snowy owl | 128 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #366 | spectral pickle | 35 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #554 | stuffed snowy owl | 77 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |