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RankItemQuantity
#1164-dimensional fez1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#17Adventurer bobblehead8
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#534Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#156Barney's rake1
#446Bash-Ōs boxtop2
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
#540Chroner2
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#154Cold Hots candy94
#28Covers-Your-Head1
#35Crimbeau de toilette11
#673Crimbo Credit1
#373Crimbo Factory surprise box2
#104Crimbo candle2
#531Crimbo salad1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#229Crimbot battery2
#29Crimboysters Rockefeller22
#871Crimbuck879
#101DUFRESNE Suds88
#13Dinsey's brain1
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#17Drapes-You-Regally1
#23Drunkula's cape1
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#90Dust bunny25
#25Eldritch snap4
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#46FantasyRealm Mage's Hat38
#48FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask38
#59FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm40
#191Friendliness Beverage24
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#28Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)6
#95Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)2
#34Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)4
#30Great Wolf's headband1
#27Great Wolf's left paw1
#24Great Wolf's right paw1
#5Great Wolf's rocket launcher1
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
🥇HP-35 Calculator1
#157Helm of the Scream Emperor2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#521Knob sausage3
#106KoL Con 13 T-shirt10
#334Krakrox's Loincloth3
🥈Krampus Horn1
#91L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate870
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#9License To Kill10
#28Mayor Ghost's cloak1
#23Mayor Ghost's khakis1
#28Mayor Ghost's toupee1
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#193Oscus's pelt1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#19Power-Guy 2000 holo-record1
#34Red Roger's red left foot1
#39Red Roger's red left hand1
#23Red Roger's red right foot2
#42Red Roger's red right hand1
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#12SMOOCH codpiece1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#7Science Notebook2
#130Senior Mints107
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#181Strix stix7
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#166TI-9000 calculator4
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#50The Jokester's gun1
#42The Jokester's pants1
#43The Jokester's wig1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#6Third Eye1
#28Thunkula's drinking cap1
#72Thwaitgold amoeba statuette7
#425Thwaitgold ant statuette3
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#235Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette3
#97Thwaitgold bookworm statuette7
#24Thwaitgold bug statuette21
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#181Thwaitgold chigger statuette8
#40Thwaitgold cockroach statuette8
#431Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette11
#330Thwaitgold firefly statuette11
#372Thwaitgold maggot statuette11
#85Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette7
#18Thwaitgold metabug statuette9
#207Thwaitgold mosquito statuette7
#53Thwaitgold moth statuette6
#17Thwaitgold nit statuette6
#358Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#255Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette3
#120Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette20
#85Thwaitgold scorpion statuette12
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#459Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette15
#407Thwaitgold termite statuette21
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#21Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate1
#25Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards1
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
#16Victor's Spoils33
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#203Wand of Oscus1
#19Warms-Your-Tush1
#196Wint-O-Fresh mint95
#170Z-Bone steak4
#1149adorable seal larva2
#13aerogel accordion1
#4aerogel akubra2
#5aerogel anvil2
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#851anniversary gift box5
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#71antique beer8
#401antique bottle opener2
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#716antique record album2
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#32asteroid belt2
#215bag of bones7
#12bakelite backpack1
#9bakelite badge1
🥈bakelite belt2
🥉bakelite bowl2
#15bakelite breeches1
#14bakelite brooch1
#60balanced antler2
#108banjo kazoo mount1
#317bark rootbeer3
#40barrelhead1
#362bat guano30
#75bat wing304
#227batgut152
#71bauxite beret1
#62bauxite bow-tie1
#66bauxite boxers1
#16beaver punch (cherry)11
#17beaver punch (papaya)11
#25beaver punch (peach)8
#95beavermouth101
#98beer basted brat2
#430beholed bedsheet2
#174blue grass3
#622bone chips13
#28bottle of Crimbognac22
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#33bottoms of the barrel1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#98bowl of Jeal-O59
#14bowl of Tastee-Wheet™6
#255bread line4
#110bronze handcuffs1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#257candy cigarette1
#80cat appendix106
#111catgut124
#78centurion helmet1
#54charisma potion10
#128cheer extractor1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#38chest barrel1
#21circle drum1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#31coarse hemp socks1
#169communal gobstopper5
#33contract enforcement stick87
#697corrupted data2
#119dead guy's watch84
#74dead meat bun4
#118decent brain76
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#30dreadful box1
#193droll monocle3
#55droppable microphone1
#126eldritch alignment spray1
#40eldritch concentrate1
#34eldritch distillate4
#190eldritch effluvium138
#31eldritch elixir5
#70eldritch essence1
#14eldritch extract12
#29eldritch mushroom5
#36eldritch mushroom pizza2
#57eldritch rub2
#18eldritch scanner2
#9eldritch tincture2
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#30eleven-foot pole68
#32elf ploughshare1
#763elven socks5
#20elven tambourine1
#173executive mime flask6
#43extremely confusing manual8
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#10fiberglass fannypack1
#15fiberglass fedora1
#13fiberglass fingerguard1
#12fiberglass foil1
#12fiberglass frock1
#36filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")193
#113fine aged cheddarwurst5
#271flask of mining oil1
#46flask of port3
#336flask of tainted mining oil1
#24foam pistol4
#431foie gras1
#39freshwater pearl necklace54
#173fricasseed brains8
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#8gabardine gaiters1
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#9gabardine garland1
#10gabardine girdle1
#7gabardine gloves1
#12gabardine gunnysack1
#30genie's bracers8
#45genie's pants4
#46genie's scimitar5
#65genie's turbane2
#141ghost beer2
#92ghostly dagger1
#245ghuol ears77
#196ghuol-ear kabob2
#120giant turkey leg5
#169gingerbread bugbear151
#128gladiator tunica2
🥈glass eye1
#176gold tooth1
#2717golden ring3
#95good brain552
🥇government-issued eyeshade1
🥇government-issued necktie1
🥇government-issued slacks1
#1386gray bow tie1
#104green rocket11
#161grilled mooseflank10
#64gunky chicken12
#149haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis11
#66ham steak1
#94headless sparrow24
#87high-energy mining laser18
#90hot watered rum11
#858hot wing16
#82hunk of granite37
#176hushed puppy3
#175impure gasoline2
#144invisible bag6
#243jive turkey leg1
#248kiwi beak1
#292knob ka-bobs2
#23little red book1
#54long pork106
#1423macaroni duck1
#124madius2
#34mafia filofax30
#47mafia organizer badge1
#31mafia pointer finger ring1
#309magical pony: Spectrum Dash5
#82mangled squirrel32
#44meteorb1
#53meteorite guard1
#33meteortarboard3
#37meteorthopedic shoes13
#26mime army camouflage kit6
#70mime army challenge coin1
#17mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#10mime army insignia (espionage)2
#25mime army insignia (morale)1
#16mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#17mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#56mime army superserum3
#76mime eraser10
🥈mime pocket probe3
#353mime soul fragment8
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
#149minin' dynamite4
#74mooseflank128
#88moosemeat pie1
#74muffled muffuletta5
#106muskox-skin cap1
#58mutant arm1
#9mutant crown1
#14mutant legs1
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#136nastygeist4
#46nega-mushroom39
#38negotiatin' hammer39
#157non-aged vinegar10
#55note from Clancy1
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
#41nuclear stockpile1
#367nugget of Crimbonium2
#18numberwang1
#130old sweatpants535
#118outlaw bandana2
#161overloaded micro-reactor5
#98paperclip pants1
#12papier-mâchuridars1
#15papier-masque1
#15papier-mitre1
#1682passable elf mask1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#287peppermint tailings28
#55perl necklace6
#134pitted sheet metal8
#134plaid cowboy hat1
#84plastic bazooka1
#15polyester pad1
#14polyester panama hat1
🥉polyester parachute4
#17polyester peeler1
#14polyester pettipants1
#5polyester pulsera2
#18porcelain pelerine1
#23porcelain pepper mill1
🥈porcelain phantom mask6
#5porcelain plus-fours2
#4porcelain police baton3
#6porcelain porkpie2
#142portable table2
#114pristine walrus tusk1
#54protection stick44
#73psychic's amulet19
#72psychic's circlet25
#74psychic's crystal ball18
#71psychic's pslacks20
#73pteruges1
#786pumpkinhead mask6
#735quantum taco3
#110rack of dinosaur ribs2
#178radiation-resistant helmet7
#28rat appendix946
#78rat carcass31
#183ratgut30
#34raw mincemeat11
#33raw turkey11
#73red ale7
🥈red and green rain stick1
#29red armband1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#48roasted duck7
#38rotting beefsteak9
#449ruby on canes1
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#125salt wages27
#89sausage without a cause1
#81scotch on the rocks6
#76sealhide buckler1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#95seared dino steak1
#174servo-assisted exo-pants7
#70shamanic ham7
#24shooting morning star3
#96shovelful of dirt32
#38silent A2
#95silent B2
#30silent C2
#35silent D2
#32silent E2
#39silent F2
#31silent G2
#85silent H2
#165silent I2
#100silent J3
#22silent K2
#113silent L2
#36silent M26
#36silent N2
#69silent O11
#125silent P4
#49silent Q2
#41silent R2
#34silent S2
#34silent T2
#39silent U2
#40silent V2
#82silent W2
#106silent X3
#40silent Y2
#45silent Z4
🥇silent nightlight1
#233silent pea shooter1
🥇silver cow creamer1
#71silver keg1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#183sleeve deuce5
#7slime fedora1
#8slime knuckles1
#8slime waders1
#8snakeskin cowboy hat1
#6snakeskin jacket1
#5snakeskin thighboots1
#217sneaky wrapping paper1
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#14spant backplate1
#11spant shield1
#12spant shoulderpads1
#30spant spear1
#14spants1
#172sparking robo-battery7
#247spirit gum2
#184spiritual eggnog2
#111spiritual fruitcake3
#189spiritual gingerbread2
#137spooky lasso3
#569stainless steel scarf6
#93stainless steel shillelagh20
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#840stainless steel slacks5
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#119stainless steel suspenders22
#147stale Cheer-E-Os4
#147stale cheer wine4
#43steel drivin' hammer49
#16still-beating spleen19
#89stink-penny106
#1004stray chihuahua2
#84succulent marrow4
#130super ka-bob1
#87the kindest cold cut2
#73thick walrus blubber102
#56tiny bomb135
#1009tofurkey leg8
#32topeé1
#23topiary necktie1
#35topiary tights1
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#143transparent nog3
#191unfinished fruitcake2
#238unquiet spirits1
#116unsanitized scalpel1
#968untamable turtle2
#141unused soap4
#1544unusual disco ball1
#111vampire pellet2
#165viral DNA3
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#209warbear foil hat1
#168warbear induction oven1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#8wicker knickers1
#12wicker slicker1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#129witch hat6
#859wolfman mask4
#52worksite credentials1
#12wrought-iron waders1
🥉wrought-iron walker2
#9wrought-iron whisk1
#11wrought-iron widget1
#13wrought-iron wig1
#9wrought-iron winch crank1
#97yule gruel11
#20zombie mariachi hat1
#29zombie mariachi pants1

Wow, that's 8,730 items total!

what items are this player missing?