| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #347 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #21 | Crimbuck | 9,529 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #5 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #342 | around the world | 4 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #126 | cheap toaster | 14 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #321 | clockwork key | 7 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1174 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #217 | filthy lucre | 147 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #597 | floaty sand | 13 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #621 | handful of sand | 9 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #769 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #179 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #561 | mafia aria | 37 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #437 | scroll of pasta summoning | 28 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #223 | shiny stones | 25 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |