| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #224 | Chroner | 247 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #21 | Crimbuck | 9,529 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #936 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #339 | around the world | 4 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #346 | big rock | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #248 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #126 | cheap toaster | 14 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #321 | clockwork key | 7 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #1179 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #916 | duct tape | 24 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #219 | filthy lucre | 147 |
| #275 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #595 | floaty sand | 13 |
| #98 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #448 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #622 | handful of sand | 9 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #771 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #181 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #561 | mafia aria | 37 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #146 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #90 | oil shell | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1943 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #576 | red class ring | 12 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #437 | scroll of pasta summoning | 28 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #223 | shiny stones | 25 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #148 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #129 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #100 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1032 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #630 | white class ring | 8 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |