| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #184 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 8 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #14 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #213 | bananagate | 33 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| 🥈 | candied kobold | 14,266 |
| #188 | cheap toaster | 10 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #70 | helmet turtle | 1,748 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #4 | kobold kibble | 5,045 |
| #5 | kobold treasure hoard | 23 |
| #187 | kumquartz | 36 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| 🥈 | newborn kobold | 18 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #392 | pack of pogs | 50 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #215 | pearidot | 32 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #204 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 5 |
| #212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #208 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #180 | strawberyl | 42 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #339 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 20 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 28 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 20 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #219 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 11 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 18 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 22 |
| #210 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 12 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Felonia | 10 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #200 | tiny plastic G Imp | 29 |
| #332 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 20 |
| #296 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 22 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 13 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Hellion | 23 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 25 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 13 |
| #258 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 24 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #210 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 28 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 26 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #367 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 18 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 27 |
| #298 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 19 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #187 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 21 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 23 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #204 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 30 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #332 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 20 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #472 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 9 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 24 |
| #308 | tiny plastic astronomer | 21 |
| #621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #718 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 24 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #371 | tiny plastic beanbat | 18 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #477 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #659 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #846 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #494 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 32 |
| #225 | tiny plastic blooper | 27 |
| #283 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 23 |
| #336 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 19 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #764 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #557 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 30 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 17 |
| #313 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 20 |
| #269 | tiny plastic demoninja | 23 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #200 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 30 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 16 |
| #355 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 19 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #339 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 19 |
| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #502 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 32 |
| #715 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 24 |
| #245 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 26 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #335 | tiny plastic goth giant | 19 |
| #675 | tiny plastic grue | 25 |
| #234 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 26 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #516 | tiny plastic killer bee | 31 |
| #280 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 23 |
| #845 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #687 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 25 |
| #359 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 18 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #615 | tiny plastic mosquito | 27 |
| #490 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 9 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #424 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 17 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #304 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 29 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 28 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #295 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 22 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #378 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 18 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #316 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 20 |
| #785 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #390 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 17 |
| #507 | tiny plastic stab bat | 32 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #464 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #279 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 22 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #280 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #232 | tiny plastic warwelf | 26 |
| #337 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 20 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #182 | tourmalime | 40 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #76 | turtle totem | 1,081 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |