| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 2 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #19 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 2 |
| #21 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 2 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 2 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #34 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 2 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #33 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #170 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 103 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 15 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 18 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 10 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 14 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 31 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 18 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 177 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #132 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #452 | donated booze | 4 |
| #177 | donated candy | 53 |
| #361 | donated food | 12 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #365 | electrical thingamabob | 9 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #258 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #423 | molten brick | 2 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #84 | nugget of Crimbonium | 69 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #374 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #759 | pretty flower | 57 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #95 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #831 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #481 | smoking grass | 2 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #118 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 151 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #296 | warbear battery | 8 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |