| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #197 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 48 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #462 | Boss Bat britches | 32 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 8 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #366 | badass belt | 114 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1858 | box of sunshine | 79 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #5 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #496 | evil teddy bear | 27 |
| #309 | fancy dress ball | 46 |
| #425 | fire | 13 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #8 | gnoll teeth | 2,790 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #379 | grue egg | 66 |
| #131 | half of a gold tooth | 11 |
| #1601 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #457 | incredibly creepy marionette | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #24 | loose teeth | 9,069 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #277 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 11 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #984 | old sweatpants | 45 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #19 | sabre teeth | 2,585 |
| #9 | sampler size toothpaste | 4 |
| #34 | seal tooth | 2,403 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1242 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #111 | stainless steel scarf | 19 |
| #167 | stainless steel shillelagh | 16 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #93 | stainless steel solitaire | 16 |
| #249 | stainless steel suspenders | 14 |
| #300 | stick-on-a-string | 14 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #2165 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1916 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #112 | tooth | 36 |
| #5 | tooth cap | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #4 | toothy trousers | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #365 | toy crazy train | 27 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #398 | toy mercenary | 19 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #951 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #203 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 60 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #190 | wind-up chattering teeth | 152 |
| #10 | wind-up vampire teeth | 38 |
| #346 | yo | 28 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |