| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #657 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #280 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #750 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #663 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #532 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #598 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #748 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #20 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 7 |
| #45 | warbear auto-anvil | 4 |
| #97 | warbear beeping telegram | 12 |
| #21 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 17 |
| #47 | warbear chemistry lab | 4 |
| #36 | warbear drone assembler | 14 |
| #23 | warbear empathy chip | 16 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #54 | warbear exhaust manifold | 4 |
| #34 | warbear exo-arm | 6 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #45 | warbear gyrocopter | 15 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #35 | warbear laser beacon | 6 |
| #168 | warbear metalworking primer | 7 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #70 | warbear oil pan | 3 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #56 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 19 |
| #50 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 19 |
| #78 | warbear soda machine assembler | 7 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |