VanDyre

RankItemQuantity
#114"KICK ME" sign1
#311952 Mickey Mantle card359
#1164-dimensional fez1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#119Barulio's bottle2
#80Batfellow comic1
#77Belt of Howling Anger7
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#94Boots of Twilight Whispers5
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#179CSA bravery badge1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#224CSA discount card1
#409CSA fire-starting kit1
#193CSA obedience grenade1
#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
#90Chinese curse words1
#72Cloak of Dire Shadows6
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#360Crimbonium fuel rod1
#2652Crown of the Goblin King5
#163D roll65
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#1536Drowsy Sword6
#26Friendliness Beverage300
#94Fudge Fiber Armor Plating5
#59Game Grid ticket516
#265Game Grid token1
#108Gauntlets of the Blood Moon4
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#127Greaves of the Murk Lord3
#115Groll doll1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#91Helm of the Scream Emperor5
#209Inndya trading card1
#156Instant Karma71
#505Iron Beta of Industry14
#772Jack-in-the-box5
#879Jocko Homo's head2
#90Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card2
#32Kudzu salad1
#108LCD game: Burger Belt1
#108LCD game: Garbage River1
#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#69Mer-kin begsign1
#47Mer-kin bunwig2
#79Mer-kin cancerstick1
#71Mer-kin cooljuice1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#34Mer-kin dragbelt3
#22Mer-kin facecowl1
#45Mer-kin finpaddle2
#77Mer-kin fitbrine1
#58Mer-kin gutgirdle1
#33Mer-kin hallpass2
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#140Mer-kin hidepaint1
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#71Mer-kin knucklebone2
#70Mer-kin lipstick2
#57Mer-kin mouthsoap1
#74Mer-kin ragejuice1
#54Mer-kin sawdust1
#65Mer-kin smartjuice1
#131Mer-kin sneakmask1
#59Mer-kin stopwatch1
#70Mer-kin strongjuice1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#191Mer-kin takebag1
#9Mer-kin thighguard4
#15Mer-kin waistrope1
#340Misty Cape2
#280Misty Cloak3
#251Misty Robe5
#232Morbidda trading card1
#109Mortimer's nostrum1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#209New Zealand iced tea39
#850Nickel Gamma of Frugality4
#182Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I7
#211Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II6
#234Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III4
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#526Order of the Silver Wossname1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#652Red Rover BB gun2
#151Roman sadnals1
#67SMOOCH soda10
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#42Shield of Icy Fate10
#492Skully's hot chocolate1
#18Source terminal1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#99Strix stix39
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#38Sword of Dark Omens12
#59TI-9000 calculator59
#91Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro201
#99Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita197
#95Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco204
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#859Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette4
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1577Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#97Thwaitgold bookworm statuette7
#502Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#298Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette14
#1738Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1810Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#332Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#105Thwaitgold nit statuette2
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#441Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette10
#666Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#144Thwaitgold spider statuette15
#1600Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette4
#1040Thwaitgold termite statuette2
#219Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette3
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#9Witchess Set1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#56Z-Bone steak66
#85alien drugs35
#81alien protein powder2
#39alien source code printout11
#10all-purpose flower38
#56anniversary balloon35
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#569astral mushroom11
#125augmented-reality shades1
#1325baby killer bee3
#108babycakes2
#212bag of GORF1
#222bag of GORP1
#222bag of QWOP1
#1029balloon monkey1
#108banjo kazoo mount1
#874barrrnacle13
#13bazooka cozy1
#184beautiful rainbow1
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#822bejeweled cufflinks2
#104berries of suffering4
#48birdbone corset8
#137blank diary1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#317blood-faced volleyball1
#213blue grass1
#42blue potion25
#230bottle of fire30
#156bottle of wine1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#77butterfly knife1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#214can of V-112
#127candied bolts7
#558candied nuts3
#105candy cigarette26
#173carob brownies1
#70cartoon heart36
#299choco-Crimbot1
#458chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses3
#155cigarette lighter1
#1348club necklace5
#100clumsiness bark11
#122cold-filtered water1
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#73commemorative war stein1,260
#102confiscated comic book1
#1027corpsetini4
#71croquet hedgehog1
#96cup of hickory chicory2
#99dangerous jerkcicle6
#101dead meat bun1
#89delicious comfit?1
#375denim axe1
#1148designer handbag1
#51desktop zen garden1
#154devilish folio5
#792diamond necklace9
#187disassembled clover620
#245divine champagne flute37
#97dog ointment1
#75dollar-sign bag88
#151droll monocle6
#1165drywall axe6
#92duct tape fedora1
#124dungeoneering kit2
#5139easter egg balloon1
#2833eggnog1
#155elven hardtack29
#117elven magi-pack32
#125elven medi-pack30
#182elven squeeze23
#615ennui-flavored potato chips35
#38exclusive club1
#41expensive champagne2
#32extra-strength red potion45
#376facsimile dictionary29
#175faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#96fancy blue potion4
#268fancy seashell necklace28
#277fiery wing10
#1764fire1
#134fireball1
#82fish bazooka1
#92fish scimitar1
#80fish stick1
#14fish stick cozy1
#129fitness wristband1
#115flaming sword4
#173flask flops1
#202gamma nog1
#951garish pinky ring1
#858giant designer sunglasses2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#38gilded BRICKO brick1
#172gingerbread robot5
#109glacial sapphire8
#36gladiator tunica24
#180glass of herbal tequila5
#130glass of warm water1
🥈goblin collarbone1
#105gold crown11
#107gold star18
#176gold tooth1
#395gold wedding ring13
#60government cheese82
#83government-issued night-vision goggles6
#66great big capacitor1
#67green hamhock2
#103grim fairy tale1
#99grimstone mask1
#62half-empty carton of milk6
#167hamburger1
#1013handful of confetti41
#1412heart necklace5
#1084heart of the volcano4
#108heart-shaped balloon184
#89hep waders3
#1241herb brownies1
#264hot plate3
#68huge gold coin171
#340imp unity ring3
#51impure gasoline58
#113jar full of wind4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#453java cookie2
#96jive turkey leg33
#151kiwi25
#104kiwi beak12
#320lavender candy heart74
#25law-abiding citizen cane23
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#44liquid shifting time weirdness31
#590long-stemmed rose1
#59lucky cat collar1
#124madius2
#98magnolia blossom3
#117massive gemstone34
#69mini-zeppelin1
#97nastygeist17
#211neutron lollipop1
#102non-aged vinegar33
#41novelty tattoo sleeves1
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1849obsidian dagger6
#60outlaw bandana11
#55pair of government shades12
#61pencil kunai1
#398perl necklace1
#403personal massager37
#435petit 4.13
#545petit fortran1
#54pig-iron bracers3
#125pig-iron helm2
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#544pink candy heart22
#47pink-belly slapper3
#211pixel sword1
#20plaid cowboy hat29
#132pocket ace1
#115pool torpedo22
#157portable table1
#602powdered candy sushi set3
#103purple prose pen2
#167rack of dinosaur ribs1
#694radium-flavored potato chips29
#69rattler rattle25
#793really dense meat stack7
#30red potion43
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#100ring of teleportation1
#81roasted duck1
#705roll of toilet paper95
#34round blue bomb67
#785rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#1309rubber WWSPD? bracelet6
#936rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#64rubber gloves1
#231ruby on canes3
#19rusted-out shootin' iron25
#72salt wages101
#14scimitar cozy1
#168scotch on the rocks1
#13sea cape1
#10sea shawl1
#1883shiny ring6
#153shot of mescal9
#31silent pea shooter39
#82sleeve deuce85
#119slice of pizza23
#138smart watch1
#423smoking grass37
#456solid gold bowling ball40
#32space beast fur19
#787spade necklace9
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#35spooky lasso55
#233steamy ruby5
#443stick of "gum"4
#45stick-on eyebrow piercing1,111
#78sticky hand whip1
#101still-beating spleen7
#71string of moist beads1
#566stuffed Baron von Ratsworth79
#840stuffed Cheshire bitten55
#699stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech65
#285stuffed Meat142
#710stuffed angry cow64
#922stuffed astral badger54
#941stuffed baby gravy fairy53
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#941stuffed cocoabo50
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#200stuffed dodo1
#721stuffed flaming gravy fairy66
#863stuffed frozen gravy fairy57
#545stuffed hand turkey81
#888stuffed key56
#1967stuffed martini1
#746stuffed mind flayer65
#563stuffed mink85
#326stuffed monocle130
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#820stuffed scary death orb61
#795stuffed sleazy gravy fairy60
#721stuffed snowy owl63
#669stuffed spooky gravy fairy70
#2368stuffed spooky mushroom2
#762stuffed stinky gravy fairy61
#495stuffed teddy butler96
#462stuffed tin of caviar99
#667stuffed treasure chest84
#851stuffed undead elbow macaroni58
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#135stylish swimsuit20
#110super-absorbent tarp1
#83suspicious-looking fedora1
#373sweet mochi ball9
#134sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#41tankard of ale154
#55tarnished bottlecap79
#401tawdry amethyst1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#53thought balloon4
#180throwing candy1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#752toast1,004
#777towel10
#51toy taijijian1
#53unearthly onyx37
#238unquiet spirits1
#78unsanitized scalpel4
#39unused soap75
#1127unusual disco ball2
#728urinal cake1
#44vampire pearl necklace1
#111vampire pellet2
#67vial of holy water38
#64viral DNA56
#571wad of dough42
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#24water purification pills1,052
#138watered-down Red Minotaur6
#70weighted paperclip chain1
#99whimpering willow bark3
#205whiskey in a broken glass4

Wow, that's 12,528 items total!

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