| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #114 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO pearl | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #433 | CRIMBCO scrip | 666 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #987 | Crimbuck | 666 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #120 | Jocko Homo's head | 11 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | Mer-kin darkbook | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #102 | Safari Jack's moustache | 11 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 11 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 11 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 11 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 11 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 11 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 9 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 11 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 11 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 11 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 11 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 11 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 11 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 11 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 11 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 11 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 11 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 11 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 11 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 11 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #29 | Venus flytrap | 11 |
| #93 | Yakisoba's hat | 11 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| 🥉 | black tear | 666 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #263 | burnt flower | 11 |
| #293 | burst hellseal brain | 19 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | creepy voodoo doll | 11,111 |
| 🥈 | crude voodoo doll | 666 |
| #267 | daisy | 11 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #22 | exotic orchid | 11 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #39 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #95 | hill of beans | 357 |
| #389 | hobo nickel | 666 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #8 | killing jar | 666 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #167 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #273 | potted cactus | 11 |
| #77 | potted fern | 11 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | pretty bouquet | 666 |
| #285 | pretty flower | 666 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #249 | shredded hellseal hide | 20 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | slime convention coupons | 11 |
| #23 | slime convention flyers | 11 |
| #25 | slime convention t-shirt | 11 |
| 🥈 | smirking shrunken head | 666 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2069 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #59 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #246 | torn hellseal sinew | 22 |
| #85 | tulip | 11 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #127 | useless powder | 2,017 |
| #235 | warbear whosit | 666 |