| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #18 | CRIMBCO mug | 1,145 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #84 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 55 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #199 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #423 | facsimile dictionary | 25 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #271 | fat bottom quark | 2 |
| #212 | fat stacks of cash | 69 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #483 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #105 | interesting-looking twig | 82 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #112 | pile of candy | 85 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #410 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #581 | solid gold bowling ball | 30 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #501 | sunken chest | 20 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |