#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
#148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#18 | CRIMBCO mug | 1,145 |
#677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
#1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
#1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#84 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 55 |
#474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
#1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
#172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
#136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
#601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
#753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
#355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
#134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
#396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
#130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#370 | Red Pill | 1 |
#770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
#772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
#98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
#885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
#1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#199 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
#501 | bag of bones | 1 |
#250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
#975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
#1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#944 | bone chips | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#501 | breaded beer | 1 |
#296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
#1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
#1280 | candied yams | 6 |
#286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
#555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
#733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
#1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
#735 | corrupted data | 1 |
#487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
#314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
#1517 | duct tape | 8 |
#289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
#313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
#423 | facsimile dictionary | 25 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#271 | fat bottom quark | 2 |
#212 | fat stacks of cash | 69 |
#1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#3890 | grue egg | 3 |
#395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
#482 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
#105 | interesting-looking twig | 82 |
#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
#452 | molten brick | 1 |
#396 | motivational poster | 11 |
#250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#178 | phish stick | 6 |
#112 | pile of candy | 85 |
#1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
#460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
#924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
#857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
#411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
#580 | solid gold bowling ball | 30 |
#370 | sorority brain | 1 |
#489 | soy cordial | 1 |
#271 | space jam | 1 |
#350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#501 | sunken chest | 20 |
#502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
#325 | throwing bone | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
#1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
#814 | tourmalime | 2 |
#270 | traffic jam | 1 |
#922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
#481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
#565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
#485 | whisker pencil | 1 |