Evil Bovine

RankItemQuantity
#87Abyssal ember1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#156Barney's rake1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#178Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler15
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#77Ben-Gal™ Balm46
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#93Black Body™ spray6
#773Black No. 21
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#113Blood Light35
#301Bone's Farm "wine"6
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#790CRIMBCO mug12
#575CRIMBCO wine13
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#290Crimbo candied pecan46
#372Crimbo fudge30
#319Crimbo peppermint bark39
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#715Dickory Farms Gift Basket8
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#271Ecto-Cooler4
#36El Vibrato drone3
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#49Knob Goblin nasal spray61
#20Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray169
#729Let Me Be!2
#119Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery3
#477Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs7
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#438NPZR chemistry set5
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#56Really Expensive Jewelry and You3
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#176Silver Bullet beer14
#471Sinful Desires1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#945Summer Nights1
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#124The Cooler Out of Space24
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#288Thwaitgold bee statuette7
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#1601Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette4
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#207abominable blubber1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#91albatross necklace1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#197bacon bath ball5
#6538badass belt2
#386baggie of powdered sugar51
#338banana cream pie1
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#141bartender-in-the-box2
#603bath ball gift set8
#282beanbag chair1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#351black eyedrops2
#194black sheepskin diploma1
#688blackberry4
#269blackberry combat boots1
#143blackberry galoshes1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#236blood of the Wereseal2
#964bloody clown pants1
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#76bone spurs1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#553bottle of Blank-Out10
#1729bottle of goofballs13
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#6256box of sunshine3
#247brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings8
#1294brine2
#590bronze breastplate1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#668bubbly potion6
#466bungle in the jungle1
#507burst hellseal brain7
#1889can of CRIMBCOLA2
#666carob chunk cookies1
#109catskin buckler1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1660cheap toaster1
#103chef-in-the-box4
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#135chocolate bath ball7
#452chrome crossbow1
#263circular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#529comfy coffin2
#568corncob pipe1
#710cranberries13
#362crumbling rat skull1
#144cube of billiard chalk2
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#104cursed bottle of black-label rum19
#964dark potion1
🥇detour shield1
#597didgeridooka1
#1622dill1
#918disease2
#763drum machine1
#80duct tape buckler1
#92duct tape fedora1
#308dusty right thumb1
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#2969easter egg balloon5
#761fake blood1
#512fake plastic grass3
#206festive sausage12
#498flamin' bindle1
#578frayed rope belt1
#460freezin' bindle1
#259fudge spork1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1780ghost cucumber2
#320gin-soaked blotter paper1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#197green peawee marble2
#5338grue egg1
#391grungy bandana1
#396handful of numbers1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#967hill of beans1
#178holiday cheese log12
#231hot egg1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#196incense bath ball5
#74infernal toilet brush1
#312jack flapper1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#291live lobster1
#432long skinny balloon13
#563lucky bottlecap1
#863lucky rabbit's foot7
#230lumbering jack1
#247makeshift cape1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#498meat engine1
#321motivational poster13
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#96nasty rat mask1
#1265obsidian dagger12
#1392old sweatpants15
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#129padded tortoise1
#56painted shield1
#1135paperclip2
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#332phish stick3
#282picture of a dead guy's girlfriend3
#240pile of dusty animal bones29
#180poodle skirt1
#564portable photocopier10
#143potato pistol1
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#1166probability potion1
#123ram-battering staff1
#100raspberry beret1
#508ratgut1
#1506ravioli hat1
#217red China marble1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#513ring of aggravate monster10
#104rockfish stomach6
#647rum and cola1
🥇rxr shield1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#1031sawblade shield1
#103scissor duck1
#136sea avocado1
#228sea blueberry1
#222sea broccoli1
#215sea persimmon1
#125seal-blubber candle40
#491shredded hellseal hide6
#182skewered cat appendix1
#356sleaze wad1
#511sleazy bindle1
#42slime-covered club1
#530slow jam collection8
#63slug of rum31
#64slug of shochu31
#78slug of vodka14
#67snailmail bits9
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#258spangly sombrero1
#138special sauce glove1
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#554spooky bindle1
#460star crossbow1
🥇stop shield1
#221strawberry pie3
#1334stray chihuahua1
#130super ka-bob1
#17talkative skull1
#1798tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#597tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear7
#2118tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#424tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type6
#344tiny plastic Beebee King7
#945tiny plastic Beelzebozo5
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1111tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#573tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel4
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#2171tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#972tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist3
#946tiny plastic Hellion8
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#376tiny plastic Lord Flameface3
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#480tiny plastic Norville Rogers9
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#402tiny plastic Queen Bee6
#278tiny plastic Rene C. Corman4
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#530tiny plastic angry space marine8
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#495tiny plastic batbugbear9
#1761tiny plastic beanbat4
#434tiny plastic bee swarm10
#741tiny plastic beebee gunners5
#486tiny plastic beebee queue9
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#589tiny plastic black ops bugbear7
#600tiny plastic blazing bat7
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#540tiny plastic bugaboo8
#1116tiny plastic buzzerker2
#748tiny plastic cavebugbear5
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2152tiny plastic cubist bull3
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1787tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#1713tiny plastic fruit golem4
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#963tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear3
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#485tiny plastic moneybee9
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#761tiny plastic mumblebee5
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#710tiny plastic peacannon3
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2158tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#1464tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#684tiny plastic the Free Man3
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1485tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni5
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#118toe jam5
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1081towel5
#125traffic jam5
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#576tube of dread wax1
#286turtlemail bits1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#968untamable turtle2
#451unusual disco ball6
#668vampire collar1
#35velcro paddle ball1
#1642vinegar1
#51vinyl shield1
#655wad of cotton3
#179water-polo cap1
#190watered-down Red Minotaur1
#91willowy bonnet1
#281world's smallest violin1
#109yakskin buckler1
#1212yo-yo12

Wow, that's 1,663 items total!

what items are this player missing?