| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO mug | 101 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #388 | CSA fire-starting kit | 3 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #13 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 29 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #31 | Hodgman's bow tie | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #54 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 244 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #52 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 3 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #11 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 83 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #209 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #45 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #15 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 86 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 19 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 20 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 26 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 57 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 493 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #83 | badass belt | 253 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #850 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #7 | blue class ring | 522 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #278 | cold nuggets | 3 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4,783 |
| #440 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #7 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 173 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #62 | figurine of a charred seal | 36 |
| #173 | figurine of a cold seal | 36 |
| #133 | figurine of a slippery seal | 14 |
| #160 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 8 |
| #145 | fistful of ashes | 34 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #94 | green clay bead | 122 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1093 | hobo nickel | 13 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #14 | honeypot | 4 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #243 | hot powder | 3 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #58 | obsidian dagger | 116 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #247 | old sweatpants | 303 |
| #39 | packet of orchid seeds | 4 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #106 | pink clay bead | 194 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #107 | purple clay bead | 43 |
| 🥉 | red class ring | 2,533 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #9 | sandwich of the gods | 96 |
| #314 | seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #288 | sleaze nuggets | 2 |
| #151 | sleaze powder | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #162 | spectre scepter | 161 |
| #326 | spooky nuggets | 2 |
| #211 | spooky powder | 5 |
| #321 | stench nuggets | 2 |
| #203 | stench powder | 4 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #291 | twinkly nuggets | 22 |
| #232 | twinkly powder | 24 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #102 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 85 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #5 | white class ring | 1,671 |
| #684 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #7 | zombie accordion | 2 |