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| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
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| #118 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 19 |
| #126 | The Joy of Wassailing | 20 |
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| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
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| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #102 | rave whistle | 104 |
| #720 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
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| #72 | sizzling seal fat | 6 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #81 | sleeping stocking | 21 |
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| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #59 | space jam | 16 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #47 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 17 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
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| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
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| #577 | stuffed Meat | 82 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 8 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
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| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
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| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 8 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
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| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 8 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
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| #63 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |