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| #537 | Amulet of Yendor | 37 |
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| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #34 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 32 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #587 | Corpse Island iced tea | 9 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #701 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | bag of airline peanuts | 44 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #228 | black candy heart | 52 |
| #840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #841 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #114 | brick | 286 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #618 | canteen of wine | 41 |
| #27 | cheap cigar butt | 139 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #585 | cheap studded belt | 24 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #395 | clown hammer | 75 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #526 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #234 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #276 | cymbal syrup | 38 |
| #368 | daisy | 7 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #588 | defective skull | 34 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #583 | encoder ring | 21 |
| #529 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 50 |
| #677 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 39 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1199 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #650 | fake hand | 40 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #790 | fancy dress ball | 13 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #168 | festive holiday hat | 23 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #519 | flavored foot massage oil | 41 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #445 | foam dart | 70 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #179 | glacial sapphire | 4 |
| #246 | gray bow tie | 27 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #464 | green beer | 28 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | gyroscope | 24 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #232 | heart necklace | 24 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #487 | hobo nickel | 488 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #491 | jazz soap | 61 |
| #590 | joybuzzer | 50 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #133 | knuckle sandwich | 178 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #38 | little round pebble | 27 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #448 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 67 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #421 | mood ring | 15 |
| #565 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #313 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #200 | patent leather shoes | 32 |
| #144 | penguin thesaurus | 43 |
| #500 | personal massager | 18 |
| #365 | personalized coffee mug | 177 |
| #917 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #923 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #286 | pile of gold coins | 5 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #109 | possessed tomato | 5 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #369 | radium-flavored potato chips | 124 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #52 | redrum | 51 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1123 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #476 | sewer nuggets | 7 |
| #176 | sewer wad | 14 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #35 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 12 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #73 | spice melange | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #574 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 25 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #380 | stuffed alien blob | 16 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1068 | stuffed gray blob | 16 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #60 | twinkly wad | 12,780 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #107 | unearthly onyx | 13 |
| #129 | unstable DNA | 394 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1010 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #506 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 57 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #728 | x-ray specs | 20 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #727 | yellow snowcone | 44 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |