Wank

RankItemQuantity
#579'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#538Amulet of Yendor37
#1135Asleep in the Cemetery1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#36Boozehounds Anonymous token32
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#590Corpse Island iced tea9
#262Crimbo pie10
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#700Frosty's frosty mug1
#24Golden Mr. Accessory3
🥇KoL Con 3-D Glasses1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
🥉KoL Con IV Pole1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#699Loudmouth Larry Lamprey10
#182Mylar balloon1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#3680ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#409anniversary balloon2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#7430badass belt1
#653bag of airline peanuts44
#506ball12
#574banana-frosted king cake4
#212bed of coals4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#228black candy heart52
#840black-and-blue light3
#607blue glowstick2
#842blue plasma ball3
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#62bottle of peppermint schnapps4
#223bowl of fishysoisse4
#114brick286
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#593buckyball8
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#110candy cornucopia1
#616canteen of wine41
#28cheap cigar butt139
#1090cheap elven gloves2
#586cheap studded belt24
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#396clown hammer75
#2495club necklace2
#415comfy coffin3
#170concentrated garbage juice5
#568corncob pipe1
#898corpse on the beach5
#503corpsedriver10
#529corpsetini10
#233cup of infinite pencils6
#275cymbal syrup38
#369daisy7
#615deadly lampshade1
#587defective skull34
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#3289diamond necklace1
#1608dollhive1
#5140easter egg balloon1
#505effluvious emerald1
#1458elven limbos gingerbread3
#1192elven moonshine4
#378elven socks12
#193elven whittling knife1
#581encoder ring21
#534ennui-flavored potato chips50
#676explosion-flavored chewing gum39
#371fake blood3
#1196fake fake vomit14
#649fake hand40
#2520fancy chocolate1
#791fancy dress ball13
#2393felt1
#167festive holiday hat23
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#305flashing novelty button4
#517flavored foot massage oil41
#55flytrap bezoar1
#445foam dart70
#444frayed rope belt2
#402frigid air mattress2
#502frigid mote1
#179glacial sapphire4
#245gray bow tie27
#319green balloon10
#464green beer28
#1006green glowstick1
🥈green traffic cone1
#125gyroscope24
#5197handful of confetti1
#234heart necklace24
#1453heart-shaped balloon1
#487hobo nickel488
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#462jar of fermented pickle juice3
#240jar of squeeze4
#491jazz soap61
#587joybuzzer50
#820kite9
#133knuckle sandwich178
#66left half of a heart necklace7
#384lewd playing card6
#38little round pebble27
#590long-stemmed rose1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#346love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#320love song of vague ambiguity1
#432lucky bottlecap2
#449magical ice cube with a fly in it67
#145miniature antlers1
#420mood ring15
#564mylar scout drone9
#368orange glowstick6
#436orange peel hat1
#315panhandle panhandling hat4
#364parasitic claw1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#199patent leather shoes32
#144penguin thesaurus43
#500personal massager18
#363personalized coffee mug177
#915pet rock "Groucho" disguise17
#920pet rock "Snooty" disguise25
#286pile of gold coins5
#929pink glowstick2
#450pointed stick1
#109possessed tomato5
#1011possessed top5
#489potted fern1
#321psycho sweater1
#421purple glowstick3
#278pygmy spear1
#370radium-flavored potato chips124
#9red traffic cone1
#51redrum51
#304right half of a heart necklace2
#1652rigid carapace1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#3639rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2198rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1124rubber emo roe17
#476sewer nuggets7
#176sewer wad14
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#893silver shrimp fork1
#35slap and tickle with a fly in it12
#511sleazy bindle1
#1624spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3795spectre scepter1
#75spice melange4
#139spooky rattling cigar box1
#672stained mattress1
#368steamy ruby2
#573stick-on eyebrow piercing25
#493stinkin' bindle1
#3476stuffed Cheshire bitten12
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#3180stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech14
#379stuffed alien blob16
#4528stuffed angry cow8
#3540stuffed astral badger12
#3099stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#3673stuffed cocoabo11
#1582stuffed dodecapede1
#1002stuffed doppelshifter10
#4061stuffed flaming gravy fairy10
#7027stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#1067stuffed gray blob16
#5755stuffed hand turkey5
#4029stuffed mind flayer10
#3241stuffed scary death orb14
#4602stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#2962stuffed snowy owl15
#3817stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#3737stuffed stinky gravy fairy11
#4299stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1487support cummerbund1
#504tap shoes1
#1964teddy borg1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#168throbbing rage gland2
🥇time sleigh1
#1800tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#2779tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#1786tiny plastic Black Knight4
#1510tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#6232tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#1513tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#2307tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#261tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram5
#1500tiny plastic Felonia3
#1752tiny plastic G Imp4
#1761tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#1467tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester5
#1769tiny plastic Hellion4
#1471tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#1772tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl4
#3916tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#192tiny plastic Mob Penguin5
#1757tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#2185tiny plastic Protagonist3
#272tiny plastic Scream Queen5
#2122tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#1441tiny plastic Spunky Princess5
#3069tiny plastic The Man1
#2833tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3859tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#303tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll5
#6126tiny plastic angry goat2
#2194tiny plastic anime smiley3
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2140tiny plastic astronomer3
#6174tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#4905tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2794tiny plastic beanbat2
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#2017tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#2200tiny plastic blooper3
#1768tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#1449tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#169tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#1505tiny plastic cocoabo12
#1990tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#3180tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2757tiny plastic cubist bull2
#1478tiny plastic demoninja5
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2160tiny plastic drunk goat3
#190tiny plastic fat stack of cash5
#1740tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#2205tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#2185tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#2819tiny plastic fruit golem2
#2851tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#2885tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#2530tiny plastic ghuol whelp7
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#317tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire5
#1767tiny plastic goth giant4
#6106tiny plastic grue2
#1425tiny plastic handsome mariachi5
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#3311tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#3270tiny plastic killer bee5
#3894tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3339tiny plastic leprechaun5
#3316tiny plastic levitating potato5
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2233tiny plastic mosquito8
#203tiny plastic mutant elf5
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1781tiny plastic scary clown4
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1452tiny plastic senile lihc5
#355tiny plastic skeletal reindeer4
#1738tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#932tiny plastic spiny skelelton8
#4014tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#4868tiny plastic stab bat3
#4021tiny plastic star starfish4
#172tiny plastic strand of DNA5
#1655tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#1743tiny plastic taco cat4
#2769tiny plastic topiary golem2
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2194tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#1259tiny plastic warwelf6
#2110tiny plastic whitesnake3
#2792tiny plastic zmobie2
#768top6
#2400toy crazy train1
#900toy deathbot1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1384toy train1
#2003tree-eating kite6
#61twinkly wad12,780
#1443twitching claw2
#110unearthly onyx13
#129unstable DNA394
#602voodoo snuff1
#631white balloon2
#1007whoopie cushion23
#1240wind-up chattering teeth13
#507wintergreen-flavored potato chips57
#82wriggling tentacle1
#726x-ray specs20
#439yellow glowstick3
#724yellow snowcone44
#38yellow traffic cone1
#2365yo-yo1

Wow, that's 16,950 items total!

what items are this player missing?