| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #537 | Amulet of Yendor | 37 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #35 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 32 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #588 | Corpse Island iced tea | 9 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #700 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | bag of airline peanuts | 44 |
| #506 | ball | 12 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #228 | black candy heart | 52 |
| #842 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #844 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #113 | brick | 286 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | buckyball | 8 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #616 | canteen of wine | 41 |
| #28 | cheap cigar butt | 139 |
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| #587 | cheap studded belt | 24 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #397 | clown hammer | 75 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #527 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #233 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #276 | cymbal syrup | 38 |
| #368 | daisy | 7 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #588 | defective skull | 34 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1192 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #581 | encoder ring | 21 |
| #534 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 50 |
| #676 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 39 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1197 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #650 | fake hand | 40 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #790 | fancy dress ball | 13 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #167 | festive holiday hat | 23 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #518 | flavored foot massage oil | 41 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #446 | foam dart | 70 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #179 | glacial sapphire | 4 |
| #246 | gray bow tie | 27 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #464 | green beer | 28 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | gyroscope | 24 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | heart necklace | 24 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #489 | hobo nickel | 488 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #463 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #492 | jazz soap | 61 |
| #589 | joybuzzer | 50 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #133 | knuckle sandwich | 178 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #386 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #38 | little round pebble | 27 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #450 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 67 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #419 | mood ring | 15 |
| #564 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #314 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #200 | patent leather shoes | 32 |
| #144 | penguin thesaurus | 43 |
| #501 | personal massager | 18 |
| #364 | personalized coffee mug | 177 |
| #916 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #922 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #286 | pile of gold coins | 5 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #109 | possessed tomato | 5 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #370 | radium-flavored potato chips | 124 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #51 | redrum | 51 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1125 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #477 | sewer nuggets | 7 |
| #176 | sewer wad | 14 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #35 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 12 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #74 | spice melange | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #574 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 25 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #380 | stuffed alien blob | 16 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1067 | stuffed gray blob | 16 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2962 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #765 | top | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #61 | twinkly wad | 12,780 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #110 | unearthly onyx | 13 |
| #129 | unstable DNA | 394 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1008 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #507 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 57 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #726 | x-ray specs | 20 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #725 | yellow snowcone | 44 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |